That's right, operator, The UNITED STATES COAST GUARD----Thank you.

 

This has been good... lol... I've been cracking up the entire time reading these...

 

Hello, Operator can you get the water company for me.

Water company comes on the phone
"How can I help you"

Me
"I was digging in my yard and think I broke something"

Water company
"Why do you say that?"

Me
"Well I was digging a ditch with a pick ax and now all the sudden their is water every where and it is getting deeper. I think I struck a water main."

Water company
"Ok, we'll send someone and then send you a bill. Have a nice day!"

 

"Damn, if I could only remember what that CarrotTop guy said about dialing............."

-Mike-

 

ROFLMFAO!

BTW, if you ever get a chance to see him in concert, GO... he's AWESOME live. His commercials are incredibly stupid but his show is KILLER. Pyrotechnics, lots of music, non-stop. I was crying laughing... well worth the price of admission!

RP

 

You know them AT&T commericals kind of **** me off. They are for all these cheap basturds. "Save a friend some money and dial down the middle"

I say, "Save your friend some money, get a freaking job, place coins into phone and dial"...

I love this collect call block I have on my phone...

 

Just dial down the center of the river?

 

"Better make that a water taxi."

 

"can you hear me know"

 

There is definetly no water on the ground. Absolutely no water in sight. This is just all a ploy by the United States !




Yes RP Carrot Top is great in person, we saw him in Vegas and cried the entire hour. But his commercials are dumb.

 

"I bet you think this is funny, sitting over there in your boat munching on Cheetos, taking pictures..."

 

As carrot says "Just dial Down the center, call 1-800-CALL-ATT. It's free for you, and cheap for them."

 

That reminds me about my last recent trip to the Cracker Barrel. I went inside the restaurant, and went straight towards the bathrooms. You know, if you've ever been to a cracker barrel that the bathrooms are on opposite sides, and in the middle there is usually two water fountains an a payphone booth. Well, as I was getting ready to go inside the bathroom, there was this 5 year old fat kid with a big red fro, and he looked at me and said, Just call 1-800-CALL-ATT, it's free for you, cheap for them... I busted out laughing histerically! And as I went into the bathroom, everyone in there was watching me laugh until my ribcage hurt. Man that was funny, and I just had to share that with y'all. *Big Grin*

 

Honey, did you feel that warm spot?

 

Yes dear. I really can't talk right now, I'm kinda in the middle something.

What? Okay a loaf of bread and gallon of milk.

I really need to get off the Ph. Yes, I know your mother is coming for dinner.

Listen honey, I really can't talk right now. No dear, it doesn't matter to me if we have chicken or fish.

Look dear, I'm standing neck deep in water right now and I really need to get off the phone. No I'm not making things up, I'm really standing in water up to my neck. No dear there is no other woman, I just really need to get of the phone. yes dear I still love you. I think your the most beautiful women in the world honey but I need to get off the phone. What? calm down I can't understand what your saying when your crying.

Yes dear, (glug, glug) I can wait until you get a tissue (glug, glug, glug, gasp, gasp)

What? oh, it's your call waiting beeper and you think it''s your mother and you want me to hold on a minute. Sure why not (glug, gasp, glug, gasp) (silence)