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Originally posted by crashz
RP - Do you guys use peristaltics for geo work?
RP - Do you guys use peristaltics for geo work?
Want to hook us up with a great deal on a pump? I actually need something for a couple of sites out in Washington State. Deep wells. Mega-purge.
Shoot me an email...
Shoot me an email...
Oh - never seen it spelled that way. The name comes for the action of peristalsis, the action of your digestive track.
When i saw parostaltic it just got me feeling guilty because I should be working rather that posting here.
Ah - guilt fades!
When i saw parostaltic it just got me feeling guilty because I should be working rather that posting here.
Ah - guilt fades!
Guy on the phone :Hello, operator? Could you get me the coast gaurd? I seem to have a small problem.
Operator: One moment please...
Coast Gaurd Patrol Officer: Coast Gaurd...How may we help you?
Guy on the phone: I need help fast! My wife just chained my feet to the bottom of a telephone booth, and said she was going out on the town to look for some action. The next thing I know, I'm in water over my head.
Coast Gaurd officer: Look pal, it's not my fault you cheated on your wife, and she found out about it. This is the Coast Gaurd Patrol, not divorce court! *dial tone*********************
Guy on the phone: Hello? Are you still there?
Operator: If you' like to make a call, please deposit 25 cents...
Guy on the phone: And she took all my money too.
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I've got way to much time on my hands. LOL!
Operator: One moment please...
Coast Gaurd Patrol Officer: Coast Gaurd...How may we help you?
Guy on the phone: I need help fast! My wife just chained my feet to the bottom of a telephone booth, and said she was going out on the town to look for some action. The next thing I know, I'm in water over my head.
Coast Gaurd officer: Look pal, it's not my fault you cheated on your wife, and she found out about it. This is the Coast Gaurd Patrol, not divorce court! *dial tone*********************
Guy on the phone: Hello? Are you still there?
Operator: If you' like to make a call, please deposit 25 cents...
Guy on the phone: And she took all my money too.

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I've got way to much time on my hands. LOL!
Coast Guard reminds me of an old joke.
I believe this was an actual radio exchange, I can't remember the place or names, so I'll just guess.
The USS Forrestal hailing a ships light it sees in it's path in the distance.
"This is the USS Forrestal, you will have to bear off to your port side, you are directly in my path." Reply, "No, USS Forrestal, you will have to bear off to your starboard." Forrestal reply," This is one of the largest fighting ships in the Navy, you will be forced to change course to port."
Reply, This is the Coast Guard Lighthouse at Bald Head Island, your call!"
I believe this was an actual radio exchange, I can't remember the place or names, so I'll just guess.
The USS Forrestal hailing a ships light it sees in it's path in the distance.
"This is the USS Forrestal, you will have to bear off to your port side, you are directly in my path." Reply, "No, USS Forrestal, you will have to bear off to your starboard." Forrestal reply," This is one of the largest fighting ships in the Navy, you will be forced to change course to port."
Reply, This is the Coast Guard Lighthouse at Bald Head Island, your call!"





