Monkeyas aint nothing, now if you could kill coc*roaches with your voice that would be something

 

LoL!!!

 

very simple cure, hold purse for minute, then sit it down and walk away. not too far mind you. don't want it actually stolen. when she comes to you for the purse, oops i don't know where i set it down.
YES you will get a verbal lashing but you will never be allowed to hold said purse again.
if she's stubborn and asks you to hold it again, set it down and walk away at your earliest convenience. they can be taught.

 

The secret to that observation is all in the details:

Buy a house with more bedrooms than occupants

Never, EVER cheap out when buying a mattress for spare bedroom

Learn to cook, clean, and do laundry (you may be doing your own for a while)

Make friends with local locksmith companies

Learn to sleep with one eye open

One word of caution: Very difficult lessons and/or stubborn students can result in loss of half your stuff.

 

Good points..

But, I run everything in my house.....

washing machine
wacuum cleaner
mop
etc

 

a friend had his rear breaks replaced and the E-brake adjusted, and the next morning, his mom took his sister to school. the ride is about 25 minutes, when they got to school, the sister asked her mom what the smell was. turns out, mom drove 15 miles on the Schuylkill x-way, Blue Route, and route 30 with the E-brake on!! When she came home Colin took the car back to the shop and another 25 dollars he was in good shape.

moose

 

some yes some no.
her lesson for me was the pink underwear thing, yes i do my own laundry now, i do cook at least once a week, and i do clean up after myself, seen my things thrown out a few times.

not too say they have to do all the learning by any means. just some things you have to put your foot down. the purse thing was done immediately. sorry if i didn't bring it i'm not holding it.

we have a very unusual relationship by normal standards, but it works very well for us. i also never ask permission to buy things i want, however i don't expect her to ask either.

BTW: i've never slept in another room. although i have kept an eye open a time or two

 

Thanks Raoul. I thought of you last night when I had to stop at the ATM & the dumb*** in front of me did just about everything on your list. All I could think was Raoul would be laughing his butt off right now & that it was a good thing I wasn't in a hurry.

 

*It's enjoyable hard or soft.
*It makes a mess too, but it tastes better.
*You always want to swallow.
*It won't complain if you share it with friends.
*It's "quick and convenient."
*You can enjoy it more than once.
*It comes already protectively wrapped.
*You can make it as large as you want.
*If you don't finish it you can save it for later.
*It's easier to get the kind you want.
*You can comparison shop.
*It's easier to find in a grocery store.
*You can put it away when you've had enough.
*You know yours has never been eaten before.
*It won't complain if you chew on it.
*You can return it--satisfaction is guaranteed.
*It's always ready to go.
*You won't get arrested if you eat it in public.
*You don't have to change the sheets if you eat it in bed.
*It won't wake you up because it's hard.
*You don't have to find an excuse not to eat it.
*You can tell your friends how much you've eaten without sounding like you're bragging.
*It won't take up room in your bed.
*It's easy to pick up.
*It won't get jealous if you pick up another one.
*It never has an insecurity problem with its size.

 

O cookie dough------I thought you where talking about me

 

They can be taught.

I taught my X how to leave the toliet set up...

She's gone now, THANK GOD, Mrs. Material. I do have my daughter and she's doing great, leaves the toliet set up like a real trooper...

 

if you would have lived back during the Turkey Patoato Famine, no one would have such problems, the only problems you would be comptiplating would be to change the name of Turnkey to Chicken or leave it the way its been.

 

It's always seemed to me that women are a lot like floor tiles ...... if you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them for the rest of their useful lives.

*climbs into flame proof nomex jammies*

 

Always remember these six important rules when asking a man to do something:

1. Make sure the man is conscious.

2. Crash the hard drive on his computer and line the bird cage with the sports section.

3. Be brief! Limit your nagging harangue to two, three hours, max.

4. Reward him for cooperative behavior. Offer to cook him something that doesn't have a peel-back cover.

5. Punish him when he refuses to cooperate. Microwave his remote on high power for 55 minutes. Rotate 1/4 turn, and microwave again for another 35 minutes.

6. Use "would you" or "will you" instead of "you'd better" or "do as I say and no one will get hurt."

 

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