The ATM
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From: the moral high ground
Ok, this didn't happen to me last week it happened last night:
I went to a small pharmacy to pick up a perscription for my daughter. It was crowded and the little old lady in front of me was having a problem with her order. Seems she had ordered three medications and they only gave her two. Anyway I am like crowded right behind her thinking forget it lady, I've been standing behind you for twenty minutes. Then I heard part of the conversation that made me want to scream that this woman get immediate attention.
Clerk:"What is the perscription for madam?"
Lady: "Oh....oh, it's my bladder control medicine"
...and there I was in my new shoes...
I went to a small pharmacy to pick up a perscription for my daughter. It was crowded and the little old lady in front of me was having a problem with her order. Seems she had ordered three medications and they only gave her two. Anyway I am like crowded right behind her thinking forget it lady, I've been standing behind you for twenty minutes. Then I heard part of the conversation that made me want to scream that this woman get immediate attention.
Clerk:"What is the perscription for madam?"
Lady: "Oh....oh, it's my bladder control medicine"
...and there I was in my new shoes...
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From: NH
Originally posted by NaviGirl
Sorry, but I am in an out of the ATM faster than most men! I have my **** together, I drive my Navi right up to the machine on the first try and I am outta there.
I am going to have start posting some male bashing jokes on here to keep it even
Sorry, but I am in an out of the ATM faster than most men! I have my **** together, I drive my Navi right up to the machine on the first try and I am outta there.
I am going to have start posting some male bashing jokes on here to keep it even
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From: Tampa,Florida
True Facts about men....
1. If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're aiming too high.
2. Woman don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
3. The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason:you're sick of him.
4. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too.
5. A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.
6. If you want a nice man go for a bald one -- they try harder.
7. Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway.
8. A man who can dress himself without looking like Wurzel Gummidge is unquestionably gay.
9. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
10. Definition of a man with manners -- he gets out of the bath to pee.
11. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he is married
12. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men -- a woman.
13. There are a lot of words you can use to describe men -strong, caring, loving -- they'd be wrong but you could still use them.
14. Men are like animals -- messy, insensitive and potentially violent -- but they make great pets.
15. Men's brains are like the prison system -- not enough cells per man.
16. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - "don't" and "stop"..
17. Husbands are like children -- they're fine if they're someone else's.
2. Woman don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
3. The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason:you're sick of him.
4. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too.
5. A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.
6. If you want a nice man go for a bald one -- they try harder.
7. Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway.
8. A man who can dress himself without looking like Wurzel Gummidge is unquestionably gay.
9. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
10. Definition of a man with manners -- he gets out of the bath to pee.
11. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he is married
12. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men -- a woman.
13. There are a lot of words you can use to describe men -strong, caring, loving -- they'd be wrong but you could still use them.
14. Men are like animals -- messy, insensitive and potentially violent -- but they make great pets.
15. Men's brains are like the prison system -- not enough cells per man.
16. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - "don't" and "stop"..
17. Husbands are like children -- they're fine if they're someone else's.
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From: Stinkin Joisey
Originally posted by 01 XLT Sport
I sing ok, pretty damn good while I am driving down the road. It kills animals before they can jump in front of truck...
I sing ok, pretty damn good while I am driving down the road. It kills animals before they can jump in front of truck...
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From: NH
Originally posted by Fast Gator
You weren't that guy on American Idol that Simon said was the worst singer in the world where you?
You weren't that guy on American Idol that Simon said was the worst singer in the world where you?
I sent them my demo tape. I guess they play it in front of monkeys first to see how they react. Well they tried sending me a bill to replace the deceased monkeys, guess there were two of them. I aint paying the bill...