.. and a couple of doses of penicillin.

 

Bill O'Reilly called me a secular progressive.

 

That will work, but they do depreciate rapidly here.

I was with 2 bankers. One of them had brought Hogans book, hoping to meet him and have him autograph it. So Hogan agreed to sign it and as he was writing in the book, Jackson said, "Mr. Hogan, I have read your book, are there any additional tips you can give the average golfer that is trying to improve his game?" Hogan looked up, with a hard eyed expression, said "get off your *** and go to work". wee all chuckled a little, but he was dead serious.

 

I have always wanted to go to Gruene hall. Also have never been able to catch the Randy Rogers band. They are very good. Ray plays up here around Fort Worth all the time, we attend his show every time we can.

 

I have Joe Theismann's autograph. I was on the same jet as Charlie Pride once. I met Ralph Sampson. Pro golfer Phil Mickelson and I share the same exact birthday.

 

I served , Mr. TOYOTA, Cher, Elton John, Hillary Duff, Def Leppard, some WWF wrestlers, linkin park, Exibit, Sacramento Kings whole team, KISS,
etc., I got some autographs,

 

I share the same bday as BigHersh. eta: date, not year

Once I was eating some bbq and "Jesse" James Leija sat at the table next to me. This was a few days after a fight and he was all swollen.

When they have the Texas Open, Pual Azinger and his caddie usually show up to play foosball with our gang.

Back in HS I used to party with a few guys that made it to the NFL....one played for the Bills and the other for the Ravens, later the Cowboys.

I worked on a custom home for former Congressman Henry Bonila and his now ex-wife. She was cool but he was such a *****.

I've worked in Vinny Del Negro's (NBA) house. He and his wife were very cool and laid back.

 

I've partied with a few, ate in the same places at the same times with several, shopeed with one or two, but I'm not one of them.....

 

I designed and built belt conveyors to move trash for the 96 Olympic Games.
$140,000 conveyors that were destroyed as soon as the games were over.

 

Alright Mr. Keith


I did play hockey in an NHL arena once, when I was 11

 

I used to wash cars and washed the mayors car, once. He had lots of twinkie wrapers, I still have one as a souvenir.

 

I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express.

 

I married a woman who is in line for the English throne, of course by the time it got to her, pretty much everyone on the planet would be dead. She is related to King James IV.

 

LMAO ! ! !

 

At the age of 10 I was on a half hour television show. One of about 8 or 10 kids on a kids show in Johnstown, Pa. I think the main host of the show was "Capt. Sy Seaweed". That was about 1962.