WILL YOU BE PHP's 500th CUSTOMER?
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WILL YOU BE PHP's 500th CUSTOMER?
Will YOU Be Our 500th Customer?
We are pleased to announce that we are rapidly approaching service to our 500th customer! In fact, it should happen in January or early February.
(Not too shabby for a company that released its first product 8 months ago!)
To celebrate this milestone, the customer who is Lucky #500 will PAY NOTHING for his order!
That's right -- it will be ABSOLUTELY FREE, whether he purchases an Upgrade, a Phoenix™ Module, a Gryphon™Programmer, or the
Minotaur Automotive Tuning Software™ Package.
That's a savings worth up to $595!
In addition, we will include one of every promotional item we have
with this order including:
a PHP T-Shirt
a PHP Baseball Cap
a PHP Shot Glass
a PHP Glass Tumbler
a PHP Soup Mug
a PHP Coffee Mug
a PHP Stadium Cup
a PHP Stainless Steel Travel Mug
a PHP Koozie (can insulator)
and assorted other goodies
Will YOU be Lucky #500?
(And don't bother asking us what number we're at... that wouldn't be fair!)
We are pleased to announce that we are rapidly approaching service to our 500th customer! In fact, it should happen in January or early February.
(Not too shabby for a company that released its first product 8 months ago!)
To celebrate this milestone, the customer who is Lucky #500 will PAY NOTHING for his order!
That's right -- it will be ABSOLUTELY FREE, whether he purchases an Upgrade, a Phoenix™ Module, a Gryphon™Programmer, or the
Minotaur Automotive Tuning Software™ Package.
That's a savings worth up to $595!
In addition, we will include one of every promotional item we have
with this order including:
a PHP T-Shirt
a PHP Baseball Cap
a PHP Shot Glass
a PHP Glass Tumbler
a PHP Soup Mug
a PHP Coffee Mug
a PHP Stadium Cup
a PHP Stainless Steel Travel Mug
a PHP Koozie (can insulator)
and assorted other goodies
Will YOU be Lucky #500?
(And don't bother asking us what number we're at... that wouldn't be fair!)
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Does it say what number we are on the invoice you send out? I'm curious to see what number I am now.
Edit: After looking at my invoice from my order a couple days ago I have a feeling I know how many you have left before you get to 500. Not far away, but I'll keep people guessing.
Edit: After looking at my invoice from my order a couple days ago I have a feeling I know how many you have left before you get to 500. Not far away, but I'll keep people guessing.
Last edited by LovetheTide; Dec 31, 2008 at 02:47 PM.
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Hmmm, there's got to be some sort of mathematical equation that I can use to increase my odds......
500 * 3.14(gry/.017) * x + Coh - hex < to or > than 1.213 /240~.769% (x + Y)€ = X
I think I got it
500 * 3.14(gry/.017) * x + Coh - hex < to or > than 1.213 /240~.769% (x + Y)€ = X
I think I got it
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Just kidding
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I do not want to know what customer you are on now, just PM me when ya hit 499, and I will place an order...
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Always has to be at least one in the crowd, doesn't there? 
You got it! 
Just don't tell anyone, okay?Actually, I'm kind of excited to see who it's going to be!
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Yikes.... the pi factor will surely help...
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Thats pretty cool for business but I feel sorry for them, if i've waited this long for custom tunes, I afraid for them and how long they will be waiting. Sorry I know your busy but this waiting period is too long for me and it sucks. 
Good Luck to everyone else, they are great people just have alot of work to do so I understand.
Good Luck to everyone else, they are great people just have alot of work to do so I understand.
I've always been told to not bite the hand that feeds you...clearly you havent.
