WILL YOU BE PHP's 500th CUSTOMER?
 

Will YOU Be Our 500th Customer?

We are pleased to announce that we are rapidly approaching service to our 500th customer! In fact, it should happen in January or early February.
(Not too shabby for a company that released its first product 8 months ago!)

To celebrate this milestone, the customer who is Lucky #500 will PAY NOTHING for his order!
That's right -- it will be ABSOLUTELY FREE, whether he purchases an Upgrade, a Phoenix™ Module, a Gryphon™Programmer, or the
Minotaur Automotive Tuning Software™ Package.

That's a savings worth up to $595!

In addition, we will include one of every promotional item we have
with this order including:

a PHP T-Shirt
a PHP Baseball Cap
a PHP Shot Glass
a PHP Glass Tumbler
a PHP Soup Mug
a PHP Coffee Mug
a PHP Stadium Cup
a PHP Stainless Steel Travel Mug
a PHP Koozie (can insulator)
and assorted other goodies


Will YOU be Lucky #500?

(And don't bother asking us what number we're at... that wouldn't be fair!)

I need to go out and buy me another F150 now! ;)

Does it say what number we are on the invoice you send out? I'm curious to see what number I am now.

Edit: After looking at my invoice from my order a couple days ago I have a feeling I know how many you have left before you get to 500. Not far away, but I'll keep people guessing. :smoke:

Hmmm, there's got to be some sort of mathematical equation that I can use to increase my odds......

500 * 3.14(gry/.017) * x + Coh - hex < to or > than 1.213 /240~.769% (x + Y)€ = X

I think I got it :D

So all that lucky person will have to pay is $500 shipping and handling?



Just kidding

I was going to place an order today, but now I'm going to wait. Play freebie roulette!

Just kidding! :lol:

I do not want to know what customer you are on now, just PM me when ya hit 499, and I will place an order...:D

Dang, you figured it out! http://forums.phptune.com/images/smilies/doh.gif

You have to read between the lines, Silly... it's $595 for shipping. http://forums.phptune.com/images/smilies/rofl2.gif

http://forums.phptune.com/images/smilies/hehe.gif Always has to be at least one in the crowd, doesn't there?

http://forums.phptune.com/images/smilies/2thumbs.gif You got it! http://forums.phptune.com/images/smilies/whisper.gif Just don't tell anyone, okay?


Actually, I'm kind of excited to see who it's going to be! http://forums.phptune.com/images/smilies/woohoo.gif

Yikes.... the pi factor will surely help...

Congratulations to PHP, Bill and Corey. Obviously you're doing something right!
BTW, I love my Gryphon, thanks

Well such growth is truly a testimonial to your product/services and amazing customer service. Congrats!!:beers:

Congrats, from a die hard SCT user.;)

Just nevermind!

That was awesome that you ruined this thread by acting like your the only person to ever have to wait for custom tunes...I think that this post will definetely put your custom tunes right to the top of their lists.

I've always been told to not bite the hand that feeds you...clearly you havent.

cool promo :thumbsup: