why i bothered to say anything.. is beyond me...

 

and you just kept driving?

 

Memo to self: Don't get lost in Pacific Grove.

 

Dang
I would have driven right over someone, but I have some really bad road rage going on over here.

 

So they hit you in the head with a bottle for no reason. Nice group of guys eh? What provoked them to start doin that?

 

'When golfers go bad...'

 

What a coincidence. A couple of days ago I'm in Pacific Grove on business and during a round of golf on a local course, this idiot in a truck comes flying down the golf course and blows right through our foursome. Luckily we were armed with numerous empty beer bottles (FYI, full beer bottles can not be used as weapons because they haven't been properly drained, ergo, "primed"). Anyway, we proceeded to pelt his *** with the bottles until he was cornered in a grove of trees and he turned and almost tagged Stumpy who moves kinda slow especially when he's "primed a bunch of weapons". The last time I saw the deranged pickup driver he was hot footing it over the second green and had some mysterious cracks in his doors and the truck's engine was making a horrible slapping noise.

 

So we are to belive that with their very first shot went through the window and scored a direct hit to the noggin?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

Good thing it was just a group of idiots with beer bottles. Imagine what might of happened if they were mechanics with beer bottles....

damn, those golfers got good aim.....can't sink a 3 foot putt but can hurl a beer bottle with laser accuracy