OCD - Our Darkest Secrets
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From: Minnesota
Hi my name is Mike and I too am an OCD'er/ Obsessor. I wax my lawn mower and snowthrower. Because of a few people on here, not saying screen names but it starts with a "T" and ends with an "umper" I've been mixing Hyperdressing and Poorboys Natural look together and drinking it by the gallon. 
Oh ya, worst of all, my fiance' asked me if she could fulfill a fantasy before we get married. So I had here cook dinner in a Megs apron....Just a Megs apron.
Ok so I don't really drink the stuff but man it smells good.
Oh ya, worst of all, my fiance' asked me if she could fulfill a fantasy before we get married. So I had here cook dinner in a Megs apron....Just a Megs apron.Ok so I don't really drink the stuff but man it smells good.
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From: Spring/Woodlands, Tx.
i dont let anyone adjust my a/c vents or seats.
i also dont allow people to lean against my truck. my rear bumper is painted. step on the black plastic ONLY and DO NOT step on the ****ING PAINT! below the license plate....
i also dont allow people to lean against my truck. my rear bumper is painted. step on the black plastic ONLY and DO NOT step on the ****ING PAINT! below the license plate....
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From: St. Charles, MO
Shoot that reminds me, almost time to give the John Deere it's spring clean up... It's amazing how much tire shine those big tires take... 
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I've never even waxed my tractor. I might end up doing it one of these days. It just seems like such a waste since it sits outside underneath an overhang so it's covered in pollen right after I wash it.
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Ah... The John Deere is my boss's baby. Only has like 102 hours on it and it sits in his pole barn all the time.
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Wow... I thought *I* was bad. 
You know you're bad when I say this, RollingRock -- you have problems. Bigger than big problems. In fact, they're much bigger than I had ever previously fathomed... Wow, dude... get some help.
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I can call them for you, if you'd like. Wow...
You know you're bad when I say this, RollingRock -- you have problems. Bigger than big problems. In fact, they're much bigger than I had ever previously fathomed... Wow, dude... get some help.
Psychiatric Help - Fort Worth, Texas
I can call them for you, if you'd like. Wow...
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From: Rochester, NY, USA
Ding, ding, ding, ding. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner. But first, those who came close. Like I said earlier though, this may have been more of a contest to see who was the biggest looser, so you get to figure out if you finished ahead or behind the “winner.”
Second runner up goes to Zaairman. Anybody who wipes down the deck of their boat while it’s moving is, well, exactly like me. You ought to try to explain this to the Coast Guard – as I did a few years back. Let’s just say that they don’t accept OCD as a valid excuse.
First runner up goes to f-150sport03. I didn’t think he was going to qualify for the whole first part of his post. Then he got to the part about washing his Hot Wheels cars and I knew he’d just been saving his best stuff for last.
Honorable (for not mentioning) goes to RockPick. Yup, RP sidestepped a big one here by admitting to, well, absolutely nothing. You’ve seen the pictures right here so there’s no getting off Scott free. I think we all know he secretly experimented with Turtle Wax on his Big Wheel when he was younger though. Come to think of it, maybe that’s why he was able to slide the back end so far in corners – Hyper Dressing on the tires!
And the winner is: RollingRock. It should come as no surprise after his detailed admission that he’s over the edge (OTEOCD). Anybody who uses Hyper Dressing on their extension cords is, well, welcome at my house any time. As for the camper, I can just imagine what it’s like sitting around the campfire, looking up at a beautiful cloudless Texas sky and telling tales of how it used to be in the wild west – while JP clays the windows.
And now, a word of thanks to all of you fellow OCD types. If it hadn’t been for you, I’d have still been thinking that a coat of wax (Rain Dance probably) was the same thing as detailing. Not only do I now know it’s not, I’m learning how to do real detailing better and better.
Second runner up goes to Zaairman. Anybody who wipes down the deck of their boat while it’s moving is, well, exactly like me. You ought to try to explain this to the Coast Guard – as I did a few years back. Let’s just say that they don’t accept OCD as a valid excuse.
First runner up goes to f-150sport03. I didn’t think he was going to qualify for the whole first part of his post. Then he got to the part about washing his Hot Wheels cars and I knew he’d just been saving his best stuff for last.
Honorable (for not mentioning) goes to RockPick. Yup, RP sidestepped a big one here by admitting to, well, absolutely nothing. You’ve seen the pictures right here so there’s no getting off Scott free. I think we all know he secretly experimented with Turtle Wax on his Big Wheel when he was younger though. Come to think of it, maybe that’s why he was able to slide the back end so far in corners – Hyper Dressing on the tires!
And the winner is: RollingRock. It should come as no surprise after his detailed admission that he’s over the edge (OTEOCD). Anybody who uses Hyper Dressing on their extension cords is, well, welcome at my house any time. As for the camper, I can just imagine what it’s like sitting around the campfire, looking up at a beautiful cloudless Texas sky and telling tales of how it used to be in the wild west – while JP clays the windows.
And now, a word of thanks to all of you fellow OCD types. If it hadn’t been for you, I’d have still been thinking that a coat of wax (Rain Dance probably) was the same thing as detailing. Not only do I now know it’s not, I’m learning how to do real detailing better and better.
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Ding, ding, ding, ding. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner. But first, those who came close. Like I said earlier though, this may have been more of a contest to see who was the biggest looser, so you get to figure out if you finished ahead or behind the “winner.”
Second runner up goes to Zaairman. Anybody who wipes down the deck of their boat while it’s moving is, well, exactly like me. You ought to try to explain this to the Coast Guard – as I did a few years back. Let’s just say that they don’t accept OCD as a valid excuse.
First runner up goes to f-150sport03. I didn’t think he was going to qualify for the whole first part of his post. Then he got to the part about washing his Hot Wheels cars and I knew he’d just been saving his best stuff for last.
Honorable (for not mentioning) goes to RockPick. Yup, RP sidestepped a big one here by admitting to, well, absolutely nothing. You’ve seen the pictures right here so there’s no getting off Scott free. I think we all know he secretly experimented with Turtle Wax on his Big Wheel when he was younger though. Come to think of it, maybe that’s why he was able to slide the back end so far in corners – Hyper Dressing on the tires!
And the winner is: RollingRock. It should come as no surprise after his detailed admission that he’s over the edge (OTEOCD). Anybody who uses Hyper Dressing on their extension cords is, well, welcome at my house any time. As for the camper, I can just imagine what it’s like sitting around the campfire, looking up at a beautiful cloudless Texas sky and telling tales of how it used to be in the wild west – while JP clays the windows.
And now, a word of thanks to all of you fellow OCD types. If it hadn’t been for you, I’d have still been thinking that a coat of wax (Rain Dance probably) was the same thing as detailing. Not only do I now know it’s not, I’m learning how to do real detailing better and better.
Second runner up goes to Zaairman. Anybody who wipes down the deck of their boat while it’s moving is, well, exactly like me. You ought to try to explain this to the Coast Guard – as I did a few years back. Let’s just say that they don’t accept OCD as a valid excuse.
First runner up goes to f-150sport03. I didn’t think he was going to qualify for the whole first part of his post. Then he got to the part about washing his Hot Wheels cars and I knew he’d just been saving his best stuff for last.
Honorable (for not mentioning) goes to RockPick. Yup, RP sidestepped a big one here by admitting to, well, absolutely nothing. You’ve seen the pictures right here so there’s no getting off Scott free. I think we all know he secretly experimented with Turtle Wax on his Big Wheel when he was younger though. Come to think of it, maybe that’s why he was able to slide the back end so far in corners – Hyper Dressing on the tires!
And the winner is: RollingRock. It should come as no surprise after his detailed admission that he’s over the edge (OTEOCD). Anybody who uses Hyper Dressing on their extension cords is, well, welcome at my house any time. As for the camper, I can just imagine what it’s like sitting around the campfire, looking up at a beautiful cloudless Texas sky and telling tales of how it used to be in the wild west – while JP clays the windows.
And now, a word of thanks to all of you fellow OCD types. If it hadn’t been for you, I’d have still been thinking that a coat of wax (Rain Dance probably) was the same thing as detailing. Not only do I now know it’s not, I’m learning how to do real detailing better and better.
VERY NICE!!! And thank you for the honor. I have decided to use my prize money to place an order at ADS. If not that, I need a new camera to take higher resolution pictures of a detailed truck, because we all know that 10MP is the MINIMUM for being able to have a poster-size print off of a truck by the lake or on a flight deck. Thank you, all, for the honor. Congrats, JP, for taking the prize.
Very good read.