Do you talk to your truck?...and dose it talk back?
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From: AL
This kind of reminds about the new Dukes of Hazzard movie where Bo is talking about the General Lee...and I quote:
Bo Duke: I'm never getting' out of this car again! I'm gonna eat in it, I'm gonna sleep in it, and I'm gonna make sweet love to it!
Luke Duke: You mean you're gonna make sweet love *in* it.
Bo Duke: No, I'm gonna have sex with it.
Bo Duke: I'm never getting' out of this car again! I'm gonna eat in it, I'm gonna sleep in it, and I'm gonna make sweet love to it!
Luke Duke: You mean you're gonna make sweet love *in* it.
Bo Duke: No, I'm gonna have sex with it.
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From: Md
Well, I am not dealing with a full deck, with that said, YES, I talk to my truck, as I do with my motorcycles and car. 
I be riding along, listening to Sat radio, and the F150 is riding smooth as glass, I have said to myself many a time, "And she pulls my bikes too"..The ride of the truck is that good.
BTW, I said this when I riding my bikes "how can something feel this good".
So, with people that don't have all the marbles like me, talking to our vehicles is a common thing. It relieves stress too..
I be riding along, listening to Sat radio, and the F150 is riding smooth as glass, I have said to myself many a time, "And she pulls my bikes too"..The ride of the truck is that good.
BTW, I said this when I riding my bikes "how can something feel this good".
So, with people that don't have all the marbles like me, talking to our vehicles is a common thing. It relieves stress too..
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From: CENTRAL IOWA
Originally Posted by cyclone vampire
Are cars and trucks are extension of our selfs? Is the F-150 a collection of Nut's and bolt's and fancey paint, or a reflection of a bad day/good day of work for a stressed out autoworker?
Is your ride in need of a exorcism? or just a swift kick in the behind? I use to pray out loud and offer rewards of the best drink of gas, the best in lubrication, and the best releaxing car wash I could give if I got down the block with out breaking down.
I used to talk to my car's and truck's, even gave them names, this all changed when I started buying new every coulpe of years, Paying for, working for, and convincing my self I needed the montly payments, just made me ill, and I quit talking to my truck (97, 2002, 2004 )
I never out rightly abused them, but if they were squealing, sputering, or pissing me off, I curesd them, and sent then off to the teckies.
My truck got the message as I crused arround several new and used car lot's today, the sqealing fan belt went away, no throttle lag and I washed it today, looks perty.
Lately my truck has been a pain in the ***, ( broken seat, refuseing to start) but today, it run as new...Maybe my joy's and work related and relationship stress of been taking a toll on the black knight, or I should stay away from Stephan Kings "CHRISTINE" I swear my truck is devloping a soul...
Is your ride in need of a exorcism? or just a swift kick in the behind? I use to pray out loud and offer rewards of the best drink of gas, the best in lubrication, and the best releaxing car wash I could give if I got down the block with out breaking down.
I used to talk to my car's and truck's, even gave them names, this all changed when I started buying new every coulpe of years, Paying for, working for, and convincing my self I needed the montly payments, just made me ill, and I quit talking to my truck (97, 2002, 2004 )
I never out rightly abused them, but if they were squealing, sputering, or pissing me off, I curesd them, and sent then off to the teckies.
My truck got the message as I crused arround several new and used car lot's today, the sqealing fan belt went away, no throttle lag and I washed it today, looks perty.
Lately my truck has been a pain in the ***, ( broken seat, refuseing to start) but today, it run as new...Maybe my joy's and work related and relationship stress of been taking a toll on the black knight, or I should stay away from Stephan Kings "CHRISTINE" I swear my truck is devloping a soul...
oh yeah...come on now talk to teddy bear....
