Are cars and trucks are extension of our selfs? Is the F-150 a collection of Nut's and bolt's and fancey paint, or a reflection of a bad day/good day of work for a stressed out autoworker?

Is your ride in need of a exorcism? or just a swift kick in the behind? I use to pray out loud and offer rewards of the best drink of gas, the best in lubrication, and the best releaxing car wash I could give if I got down the block with out breaking down.

I used to talk to my car's and truck's, even gave them names, this all changed when I started buying new every coulpe of years, Paying for, working for, and convincing my self I needed the montly payments, just made me ill, and I quit talking to my truck (97, 2002, 2004 )

I never out rightly abused them, but if they were squealing, sputering, or pissing me off, I curesd them, and sent then off to the teckies.

My truck got the message as I crused arround several new and used car lot's today, the sqealing fan belt went away, no throttle lag and I washed it today, looks perty.

Lately my truck has been a pain in the ***, ( broken seat, refuseing to start) but today, it run as new...Maybe my joy's and work related and relationship stress of been taking a toll on the black knight, or I should stay away from Stephan Kings "CHRISTINE" I swear my truck is devloping a soul...

 

I always wonder about people who talk to their trucks. And when I read “the best in lubrication” is was truly unsure if I wanted to continue reading.
It’s OK to Love your truck, but not OK to LOVE your truck. Know what I mean?

 

wow ! u feeling okay ?

 

I think you need to stay away from the wacky tobacy.

 

 

 

I once beat up my 78 scout with a shovel once when it wouldn't start. does that count

 

I talk to my little Honda all the time. Especially when dorks pull up to the light and start reving. FYI just because you have a V8 doesn't mean you have a fast ride. Most of the time I just stroke her under the gas tank and she takes off laughing at the losers.

Now my soon to be stepfather and his Viper are another story. Moral of the story never ever beat your mom when she is trying to show off with her boyfriend driving his Viper.

 

LOL

BTW, that DOES count.

 

O man, these are to good!!!

 

Do you talk to your truck?...and dose it talk back?!?!?

 

I only go as far as naming my vehicles-that lubricating comment worries me-lol-phil

 

Is this a Canadian thing?

I've never talked or lubricated my truck, but my old 53 chevy, I've asked it why it wouldn't start.

Crackheads!

 

I talk to my truck. Only time I cursed her, I ended up with a crack in the windshield. Ever since, nothing but the best from her!!

 

i talk to her!!... and she responds with love.. no issues or problems... i love her!!..

chris