The joke thread... Tell your best here
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Originally Posted by jpdadeo
A lady and her dog were enjoying a stroll in the park when her dog was mounted from behind by a large Rottweiler. The Rottweiler was really humping away and the lady was frantically trying to break them up, but to no avail. A small boy walked up and stuck his finger in the Rottweiler's butt, and the action immediately stopped. The lady was amazed. "How did you know to do that?" she asked. The little boy explained, "That's my dog. He can dish it out, but he can't take it!"
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From: SW MO
Q: What do all racial jokes have in common?
A: "closer looks over each shoulder"
Jethro goes to the doctor saying he needs help. He's got 17 kids cain't 'ford no more. So, Doc say to light a cherry bomb, drop it in a foam cup, and hold the cup to your ear as you count to ten...
So, Jethro goes home, and does as Doc says. He lights the cherry bomb, drops it in a foam cup, then places the cup against his ear with his left hand while he counts to five on his right. (placing the cup between his legs) he continues to count to ten on his left hand...
Sorry, those are difficult to convey online...
Jethro's brother goes to a different doctor for the same problem. He's got 17 kids, cain't 'ford no more. Doc consults his farmers almanac/medicine book.
"Book says cut off left nut, and you shouldn't have no more problem"
a couple weeks later jed shows up at Doc's 'cause his wife is pregnant. Doc consults the book once more, and says "Ah, hell boy... I's 'posed get the right one."
Well, a year goes by and Jed's back at Doc's with a pregnant wife... Doc spends a good thirty minutes flippin' pages...
Finally in small print Doc finds the answer... "Book say, cut nuts off wrong daddy"
A: "closer looks over each shoulder"
Jethro goes to the doctor saying he needs help. He's got 17 kids cain't 'ford no more. So, Doc say to light a cherry bomb, drop it in a foam cup, and hold the cup to your ear as you count to ten...
So, Jethro goes home, and does as Doc says. He lights the cherry bomb, drops it in a foam cup, then places the cup against his ear with his left hand while he counts to five on his right. (placing the cup between his legs) he continues to count to ten on his left hand...
Sorry, those are difficult to convey online...
Jethro's brother goes to a different doctor for the same problem. He's got 17 kids, cain't 'ford no more. Doc consults his farmers almanac/medicine book.
"Book says cut off left nut, and you shouldn't have no more problem"
a couple weeks later jed shows up at Doc's 'cause his wife is pregnant. Doc consults the book once more, and says "Ah, hell boy... I's 'posed get the right one."
Well, a year goes by and Jed's back at Doc's with a pregnant wife... Doc spends a good thirty minutes flippin' pages...
Finally in small print Doc finds the answer... "Book say, cut nuts off wrong daddy"
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From: Your moms house
OK....
Yesterday our topic's were " To Kill a rattlesnake" and "RP's Photo caption ~ thingy"....or something like that. ~ANYWAY~
Today it's Racism?
WTF.
We can find other things to debate. Ever see the movie, "The Core"? Is that actually possible....I mean the center of the earth "stopping"?
Lets debate that.....someone start a thread......Racism is going to get people in trouble, and it's a mind numbing idiotic topic.
Yesterday our topic's were " To Kill a rattlesnake" and "RP's Photo caption ~ thingy"....or something like that. ~ANYWAY~
Today it's Racism?
WTF.
We can find other things to debate. Ever see the movie, "The Core"? Is that actually possible....I mean the center of the earth "stopping"?
Lets debate that.....someone start a thread......Racism is going to get people in trouble, and it's a mind numbing idiotic topic.
Last edited by jamzwayne; Aug 10, 2005 at 03:43 PM.
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From: Lewisville, TX
Originally Posted by jamzwayne
snip......Racism is going to get people in trouble, and it's a mind numbing idiotic topic.
I agree, I was simply stating a joke. Some people just take stuff too literally, like when we make fun of the beer they drink, they get all pissy. Besides, how can I be racists if I am half white, half black, and half mexican...lol
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From: Your moms house
Originally Posted by dinty
I agree, I was simply stating a joke. Some people just take stuff too literally, like when we make fun of the beer they drink, they get all pissy. Besides, how can I be racists if I am half white, half black, and half mexican...lol
Guess who is Comedy Central tonight at 9:30 PM? Carlos Mencia: The Mind of Mencia.
Man, I love that show. He makes fun of the obvious, but not in a racial way.
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Originally Posted by jamzwayne
Guess who is Comedy Central tonight at 9:30 PM? Carlos Mencia: The Mind of Mencia.
Man, I love that show. He makes fun of the obvious, but not in a racial way.