AP WIRE UPDATE (12/08/2000) Dateline MARS

In a stunning reversal of everything considered 'fact' in our known universe, the Florida Supine Court today announced that:

A) Gravity does not exist
B) Bill Clinton doesn't even like girls
C) Al Gore did, in fact, invent the SCrew

Blue Oval excecutives had no comment saying only that lawyers were being dispatched to Floriduh immediately in order to determine 'what else ?' they'd missed.

4 more years baby... The ChiCom gotta be havin one LOL right now.

 

NO WAY!!! He couldn't have invented the Screw, It's far to advanced for him to even comprehend. And It uses way too much gas, his wife Chipper... I mean Tipper wouldn't approve!!

 

The fact of the matter is Al Gore invented the wheel!!! He stole the design from a fellow Neanderthal and his lawyers put enough spin on it to make it appear he invented the S-Crew. As a result it apperas we will all be SCrewed for the next 4 years!

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Mtn Mike

 

I'm sure we won't see Al "count them again" Gore in a SuperCrew, but it would not surprise me to see G.W. drivng around his ranch "AKA the Texas White House" in the future.

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SuperCrew 4x2 Lariat, Oxford White/Silver, 5.4lt, Grey Leather Captain Chairs, 6 disc CD changer, Tow Package,
Chrome Westin Step Bars, Armor Bed Liner, Husky Mats, Prime Design Bug Shield.

Furture Modifications:
K&N Filter, Hard Tonneau Cover, Flip-up TV Console

http://albums.photopoint.com/j/Album...8920&a=8409218

 

Dubya would drive a great looking Super Crew,4WD of course. algore would be driving a three wheeled electric Honda.

Once all of this is over, algore will return home to Northern Virginia (contrary to popular belief, this is where he is from, not my beloved Tennessee) and begin his plans to move to the rain forest Do they make a Honda that runs on tree bark????

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MIKEnTN

2001 Ford F-150 XLT SuperCrew 4x4
Toreador Red with Silver Two Tone, Med. Graphite Int., 5.4 V-8, 3.55 Limited Slip, Class III towing, Skid Plates, 17" Alum Wheels, Sliding Rear Window, Remote Keyless Entry, Rhino Liner.

AWESOME Truck!

 

Rumor has it that Albatross Gore got his start in political science by asking his mother the same question incessently until she gave in.

Nothing's changed.

 

Al likes those 5-door pickup trucks!

 

With a stunning blow to the Florida Supreme Court, the United States Supreme Court today reversed the state court's decision that Al Gore should be recognized as the inventor of the S-Crew. After careful judicial review the nation's highest court determined that Al Gore had invented nothing more than his own self-image. Furthermore, it was determined that Al Gore had in fact thought the S-Crew was, in his mind, literally "screw" and not a motor vehicle. They further determined that rather than admit his mistake; he instructed his team of lawyers and loyalists to spin "screw" into making people believe he meant S-Crew. In its only concession to Al Gore's pleading to the court, they determined in all probability Al Gore was instrumental in assisting his mentor, William Jefferson Clinton, in inventing the screw. Meanwhile Al Gore is huddled with his cronies tryimg to figure out the next screwing