LOL....damn....you must have been following me and saw me do that.....sigh its true...

 

Hey supercab V8, try this...When you shut the door, use the map pocket closest to the back of the door. Just grab it and sling the door shut and move your hand out of the way quick. You never have to touch the door, thus, no fingerprints. My wife even does this on her side and in her car. Trick is training other passengers to do this...

 

believe me galaxy i do that, but the girlfriend...alas she does not

 

Time to trade her in Don't laugh, I have gotten rid of chicks before because they couldn't get the hang of dealing with cars...

 

Two people in my office are not allowed to ride in my KR to meetings because their shoes are always dirty, they touch the paint (black) when they close the doors and one of them had the audacity to point at something along the side of the road and fingerprint the inside of the window!

Beverages are not allowed in the vehicle.

They think I'm over the top.

 

When you spend a half hour getting all the water spots off your clean truck 'cause you forgot and used the windshield washers.

 

Or even worse...when the ^%&&$**#&&^%^^%&&$#*#*(#*&(*&(*$&%^#*^ IDIOT in front of you uses his washers....

 

You have more photo's of your trucks, than you do of your family.

You have a picture of your truck as the wallpaper on your PC Desktop

It's 2:00 PM, and you have to be at work at 3:00, but you still take the time to clean your rims before you *****, shower & shave yourself for work.

You park at the other end of the parking lot to avoid door dings, and get p!$$ed off when you walk out the store, and someone had the same idea, and parked next to you, with 30 open spots between you, and the door!

 

When using washers, it's more fun to aim for a driver with his/her window down, especially if the mope just cut you off.

 

You reminded me of something I witnessed about a month ago. A guy, maybe in his early thirties, in a nicely customized (tinted windows, aftermarket wheels and tires, etc) Explorer had parked way out in a mall parking lot only to have some japmobile lowrider park right along side (and I mean real close) his SUV with at least 150 open spots between them and the mall entrance. Anyway, to make the story short, the Explorer owner sat on the back of his SUV and put on his golf shoes and then proceeded to walk from back to front and then front to back across the top, hood and trunk of the lowrider slipping and sliding all the way. I simply stood about 200 feet away (in shock) and watched it all unfold. He then took off his golf shoes got in his Explorer and drove away. Don't misunderstand my telling this story, I'm not in any way condoning his behavior, but man, I bet the lowrider guy got the point! I also park way out and am not wild about folks parking next to my truck, but I've never considered a pair of golf shoes to be the solution.

-Mike-

 

check this out!!

 

...When you realize its ALWAYS easier to wash your truck than anybody elses Not even if your getting paid.

...The satisfaction of taking the pop's truck to the car wash when he doesnt know you washed your own truck in the morning when he was at work.

...This has got to be the funneist thread i have ever read on this site...KEEP IT UP

 

When you ask your fiance if you can use your local aftermarket store for your registry!!!!

 

When prior to going to bed, you check on your truck to make sure no one has f**ked with it even though it's always parked in the garage.

 

You upgrade the firmware on the AutoXRay scanner, get 2 trouble codes on the truck, and stay up all night trying to figure it out! Then decide to upgrade the scanner to the latest and greatest model.:o