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Old Nov 7, 2012 | 12:04 PM
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I quit....

I'm gonna quit my job today, and sit at home and live off welfare and other governemnt programs.

Anyone else want to join me?

They wanted a big government to protect us, so I don't see any harm in having the government take care of one more person.

 
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Old Nov 7, 2012 | 12:19 PM
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Only if I can get food stamps to buy new mods for my truck!!!
 
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Old Nov 7, 2012 | 12:21 PM
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I want an EBT card so I can buy more steak.
 
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Old Nov 7, 2012 | 12:28 PM
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You can sell your EBT cards for cash, trade for drugs (medicine in California), etc...It's done all the time.

Lots of low income folks are realizing they can improve their standard of living by being laid off, getting subsidized housing and going on food stamps. Get an earned income credit and a tax refund, too, even when you pay not taxes.

It's the new American way. The wheels won't fall of the wagon for a few more years, so we're good.
 
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Old Nov 7, 2012 | 12:47 PM
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It is seriously tempting, but then again I do have a spine
 
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Old Nov 7, 2012 | 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Patman
I'm gonna quit my job today, and sit at home and live off welfare and other governemnt programs.

Anyone else want to join me?

They wanted a big government to protect us, so I don't see any harm in having the government take care of one more person.

Yep....I'll join ya.....first gotta have a couple more kids(pad the welfare even more)....then we'll get a divorce to double our income.....
 
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Old Nov 7, 2012 | 02:18 PM
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Good idea with the divorce! Ill run that one by the wife
 
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Old Nov 7, 2012 | 03:29 PM
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Good idea with the divorce! Ill run that one by the wife
I want one too!!!

 
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Old Nov 7, 2012 | 05:54 PM
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I'm bummed out to no end. I wanna quit too and be taken care of by the state instead of working and paying high income taxes, so the have-nots can leach off me.
 
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Old Nov 7, 2012 | 06:03 PM
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Such negativity.
I would have hoped that after a contentious election we could pull together to address the most pressing need of the Country.

Of course, I'm talking about overturning the 22nd Amendment.
We only have three years to 'get-r-done' as campaigning starts in earnest 2016.

There will be roadblocks, primarily Hillary.
I can hear her now, "WTF!....Bill, Get In Here, NOW!"

And then there is that guy up in NJ, Gov Crispy...
"What!? Twenty-sixteen was the ONLY reason I even hugged the man!"
 
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Old Nov 7, 2012 | 07:12 PM
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I hope my EBT card and new goverment phone come in the same package!
 
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Old Nov 8, 2012 | 06:56 AM
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You're a bunch of old, white men. You get nothing!
 
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Old Nov 8, 2012 | 11:34 AM
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You're a bunch of old, white men. You get nothing!
The aged get taken care of still so they should be fine.
 
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Old Nov 8, 2012 | 12:05 PM
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The aged get taken care of still so they should be fine.
The government can ship a lot of obamaphones for what it costs to provide one month of end of life care.

Gotta save money somewhere to provide the goodies for the young and able bodied. The old folks will be fine, until they get expensive to keep.
 
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Old Nov 8, 2012 | 04:06 PM
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I would love to spend a day watching any one of you living in some rat hole public housing site. If the rats that are as big as german shepherds don't scare you, the thug drug dealer next door probably would.

Might be an idea for a new reality tv show...old white men in the hood!
 
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