Anyone in the Omaha Nebraska area?
is that right by power sports pro?? that address sounds really familiar from when i went to school up there
Happy and Sad
A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, I bet you can't tell me something that will make me happy and sad at
the same time."
She said, "You have a bigger **** than all of your friends."
the same time."
She said, "You have a bigger **** than all of your friends."
I'm bored, so I've been loading my old audio CD's onto my ipod. Started out with 740 songs on my ipod yestereday, currently at 1280 songs and still going. Had forgotten about a lot of my CD's. But I bought most of my CD's in college, (too long ago). Let's just say grunge was my era.
up to 1492 at 3pm.
up to 1492 at 3pm.
Last edited by jump n; Mar 1, 2009 at 03:55 PM.
It took me months to put all my CDs on my Ipod. I made sure I had every artist, song title, album, genre etc. about every song. I like orginization....makes it easy to find a song quickly too. Its Fn cold out
little late but here is the joke of the day:
Ear infection
This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong -- and sometimes it is embarrassing.
There's nothing worse than a doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it:
A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.
The receptionist said, "Yes, sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"
He replied, "There's something wrong with my ****."
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong, and I told you."
The receptionist replied, "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."
"You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone," the man said. Then he walked out and waited several minutes before re-entering.
The receptionist smiled smugly and said, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear."
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"
"I can't **** out of it."
The waiting room erupted in laughter.
The lesson: Mess with seniors, and you're going to lose
Ear infection
This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong -- and sometimes it is embarrassing.
There's nothing worse than a doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it:
A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.
The receptionist said, "Yes, sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"
He replied, "There's something wrong with my ****."
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong, and I told you."
The receptionist replied, "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."
"You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone," the man said. Then he walked out and waited several minutes before re-entering.
The receptionist smiled smugly and said, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear."
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"
"I can't **** out of it."
The waiting room erupted in laughter.
The lesson: Mess with seniors, and you're going to lose
Well I don't have the room on my iPod. I got the iPod touch 8gb about two weeks ago. I have maybe 50 to 100 songs on mine at the moment. I have about 32gb on my pc though. And I'm typing this all on my iPod touch. It's a fun little gadget.
Truck Update
Well, I didn't get my alignment done yesterday due to finding out both my lower ball joints had quite a bit of play in them. So I installed some moog greaseable joints today. What a PITA job but I did it! So now I should be ready to align. Looks like the weekend of the 21st is when the body lift will be installed. Hopefully will be ordering the wheels, tires, and gears shortly. 
I don't have a fancy ipod. Mine is just the 'shuffle' but I like it because of it's size it's perfect for going to the gym. I do have a Zune - but never use it anymore. I'm doing this from my phone as well. I use this the most!

I don't have a fancy ipod. Mine is just the 'shuffle' but I like it because of it's size it's perfect for going to the gym. I do have a Zune - but never use it anymore. I'm doing this from my phone as well. I use this the most!



