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Old Jun 18, 2002 | 01:35 PM
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A good Lightning laugh !

There is a post on LS1.com titled "Can a Ford Lightning beat a Camaro SS ?".

Anyways.......the thread got completly off topic (gee what a surprise......duh)

I tried to see about getting it back on topic........which didn't work (see gee what a surprise above).

I got a private message from some goof over there. I laughed real hard. Here it is :

Listen pal unless your a Ford fan ths should be of quite interest to you.. Gm in reality has owned ford sice 85 on thats 18 years...No top of the line performance Ford could compete with a to of the line Gm.. and in reation to the original post an Ss vs a Lightning stock.. give me a ****ing break....

The SS would wipe the slate clean these Ford lightning owners are lying.. the don't run anywhare close to the SSS well maybe a little close.. and Ws6 forget about it.. i laigh when a Lightning gives me that look and i leave him at the light.. they only do like 0-60 in 5.6-5.8
wer in stock form i could easily mange a 4.9-4.8 so its a joke

Now i don't care what the L has i smoke emalmost exclusively to the oint of embarassment.. Challange your l against my Ws6 thats a joke

and the 01-02 Ws6 a4 are easily capable of 13 flat.. now tell me the Ls1 isn't touched by God because it is..it is

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Old Jun 18, 2002 | 01:44 PM
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and the 01-02 Ws6 a4 are easily capable of 13 flat.. now tell me the Ls1 isn't touched by God because it is..it is
Are you kidding me. 13 flat! Maybe with slicks, an amazing driver, and perfect weather conditions. I'm not even going to comment on the touched by God, lol.
 
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Old Jun 18, 2002 | 01:48 PM
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Old Jun 18, 2002 | 01:53 PM
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Wonder why his name is INHALER......I'll bet he looks like this >>

Also is there any way you could include a link to his thread......that site is too big to search for it.


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Old Jun 18, 2002 | 02:07 PM
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and after the Lord touched their divine chariots, he touched their hair, and made a divine cut, for all to envy
 
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Old Jun 18, 2002 | 02:12 PM
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Mullet!!!!!!!
 
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Old Jun 18, 2002 | 02:48 PM
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I don't want to turn this into a he said she said bickering match, but...

A friend of mine had a 98 Z that ran 12.85 at 110.5 with a lid, no tires. Admittedly the weather was perfect, but that's pretty damn fast. Its also a feat his 2001 has never matched (despite the supposed 15 hp increase). The 2001 was a replacement for the 98 bought back on the lemon law!!

I am amazed at the volume of posts that are just bickering whose is fastest, blah, blah, blah... You want to know whose fastest, whoever spends the most money!!

Buy what you want, mod the hell out of it, and be proud that you spent a lot money on you vehicle. Then don't get your panties in a wad when you happen to meet someone that spent more than you at the stoplight.
 
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Old Jun 18, 2002 | 02:53 PM
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Unfortunately, the way that LS1.com titles their pages, a link will not take you to a specific thread.

It is under the Fords, Foreigns, Etal! section.

Sorry I didn't narrow it down more.
 
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Old Jun 18, 2002 | 03:10 PM
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Who needs a bitch slap?!

MRBBQMAN,

You didn't get that from my family album did you? My Dad used to work at the GM plant. Looks kinda like him.
 

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Old Jun 18, 2002 | 03:14 PM
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In no way am i defending the LS1, but the guy may be saying the truth about 13 flat. My Firehawk ran a 12.92 completely stock and no slicks. Although my Lightning is still beating it. . You do however have to be a good driver.
 
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Old Jun 18, 2002 | 04:15 PM
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Originally posted by '01ArrestMeRed
Unfortunately, the way that LS1.com titles their pages, a link will not take you to a specific thread.

It is under the Fords, Foreigns, Etal! section.

Sorry I didn't narrow it down more.
Good enough for me....Thanks.

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Old Jun 18, 2002 | 04:26 PM
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I've lurked over there. That dude has posted that only his "meds" keep him from being violent! Something about chemicals and the Gulf war, blah, blah, blah...

It's best to ignore him.
 
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Old Jun 18, 2002 | 04:27 PM
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Old Jun 18, 2002 | 04:46 PM
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No Lightning will run 13 flat in the quater that is stock.
Most LS1'S are running 13.50-13.20 bone stock. I have seen a few factory freaks run 12.97 on street tires with only a Lid. I think the lightning is a awsome truck hands down. I was going to buy a new lightning but decided to get the LS1 instead. In my opinion the only thing ford has that is in the performance field is the lightning. Mustangs were something with the old 5.0 motor but they ruined the mustang with the 4.6 It's pretty sad they had to supercharge the Cobra to make it fast. The is no substitute for Cubic Inches!
 
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Old Jun 18, 2002 | 05:00 PM
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I dissagree

02 pewter,
I think Ford has proven that the supercharger is a decent replacement for displacement with the 03 Cobra.
 
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