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Old Mar 18, 2002 | 12:54 AM
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These are the reasons I love this board!
 
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Old Mar 18, 2002 | 01:04 AM
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Well... She's not as pretty as Heidi Klum. But she's shinier, and louder... and faster... and she's sitting in my garage!! I went to the dealership for a test drive... I knew it was a bad idea... or a good idea? Anyway... long story short, the dealership has a new 2000 Camaro... -g-
 
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Old Mar 18, 2002 | 01:06 AM
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So no salomi sized areolas.....wtf kind of story is this.
 
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Old Mar 18, 2002 | 01:45 AM
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Originally posted by Swofford
So no salomi sized areolas.....wtf kind of story is this.
Haha, you guys are some sarcastic sob's..


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Almost forgot, Senior Guapo, congrats on the exchange! Have lots of fun!
 

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Old Mar 18, 2002 | 01:54 AM
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Fun? Wow... I can't wait to drive to work tomorrow... that's how bad it is... there's this shiny, black, beautiful maching just sitting in my garage... I might just have to think of a reason to run out of my house tonight...
 
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Old Mar 18, 2002 | 02:02 AM
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Go fill her up with gas... umm..go pick up some milk...go out for coffe.. Go pick up the paper for this morning. Go get ice cream... Shaving cream? Hell, leave just b/c if anyone asks, tell them that the truck command you to drive her around for a good solid hour!
 
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Old Mar 18, 2002 | 02:17 AM
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Re: I know!

Originally posted by Lightning Boy
You saw boobies for the first time that didnt have huge salomi sized areolas when you got a lap dance from Heidi Klum. Then later met her in the back room and had sex with her. You then when to compete in the Olympics and won an olympic gold medal because the skater in front of you was disqualified. You then won one million dollars, any got a refund from the IRS when they took too much from your winnings. Then Brooke Gordon left Jeff for you becuase you have now aquired a large sum of money.
i love all of these stories! hahahahaha
 
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Old Mar 18, 2002 | 02:22 AM
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Back when my L was brand-new, i used the "I need to break the engine in" excuse...not like I really needed one, but thats what I told people anyways
 
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Old Mar 18, 2002 | 07:54 AM
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geez.............

And I thought you just heard the rabbit died .........

Dan
 
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Old Mar 18, 2002 | 09:25 AM
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If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!

 
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Old Mar 18, 2002 | 11:34 AM
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Talking The meaning of life....

Boobies are THE *****, Michael Jackson IS *****!!! HEEE HEEEE
 
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