You get 1 try to guess what just happened to me... so excited!!!!

 

You saw boobies for the first time that didnt have Huge Salomi sized areolas?

 

you won and olympic gold medal cause the skater in front of you was disqualified

 

you won $1 million and are giving it ALL to me.

 

You got a refund from the I.R.S.

 

Got a free lap dance?

 

You had sex with Heidi Klum???

 

You found out Brooke Gordon left Jeff for you?

 

You put a bullet in your ex-wife's head, and 2 in her lover's, and did'nt leave any tracable evidence??

 

You saw boobies for the first time that didnt have huge salomi sized areolas when you got a lap dance from Heidi Klum. Then later met her in the back room and had sex with her. You then when to compete in the Olympics and won an olympic gold medal because the skater in front of you was disqualified. You then won one million dollars, any got a refund from the IRS when they took too much from your winnings. Then Brooke Gordon left Jeff for you becuase you have now aquired a large sum of money.

 

I gave you a chance to buy my truck and you took it?

 

Blew up your Camaro and bought a real toy?

 

you made love to your regular f150 and out popped a Lightning

~Toast

 

you fugured out how to get a a crap load of replies

 

my guess is you just bought a new lightning, or you just went and tried to get one and you are now waiting on the paperwork to go through....