if you shop for new tires at every scheduled oil change, you might be a Lightning owner

if you color code your various upper and lower pulleys for quick identification, you might be a Lightning owner

you don't have to look up the phone # of any tuner or supplier to place your next order, you might be a Lightning owner

you are actually considering chroming your speedo and tach "needle", you might be a Lightning owner

you tell everyone, the reason you bought this 5000lb ballistic missle was, "it keeps me out of trouble",, you might be a Lightning owner

you tell your wife your going to meet the rest of the L-guys at the Jug-a-rama bar "to talk about the truck", and she believes you, you might be a Lightning owner

you paint your driveshaft loop to match your exterior color and go ahead and paint the oil filter to match, while your down there, you might be a Lightning owner

 

Classic......

 

BBQ Man,

Have you been spying on me, or what. That was right on, gave me a laugh.
You mean, having my L won't keep me out of trouble?

 

You forgott one

You paint your traction bars to match the paint, you might be a Lightning owner.

 

If your mod budget exceeds your anual income...you might be a lightning owner.

 

If you spend more time on the Lightning boards than you do working, you might be a Lightning owner.

If you spend more time on the Lightning boards than you do with your significant other, you might be a Lightning owner.

If you think about what mod to buy next while you are installing the one you just bought, you might be a Lightning owner.

If you change your supercharger oil more than the motor oil in your other vehicles, you might be a Lightning owner.

 

if your family knows to stay away from you, during "spark plug change weekend",, you might be a Lightning owner

 

When the gas station attendant knows you by name and says your not allowed back because you keep ripping up the asphalt when you leave,,,, you might be a Lightnng owner.

When your buddy asks to borrow your pick-up truck to help him move, and you tell him his junk doesn't deserve to go in the box, and besides, it might scratch the box liner,,, you might be a Lightning owner.

When you go to the mall and buy the best towels you can only to polish the truck and then sopp up a little oil spill in the garage with them,,, you might be, no wait you HAVE to be a Lightning owner!
Now look what you started!!

 

You purposely take the long way home so you don't have to get out..

You don't smoke but you take smoke breaks at work just to check on her..

That priceless look when a newbie hears the SC for the 1st time..

 

i like that one...

how bout, most of your friends stopped talking to you because all you talk about is your truck.....you might be a lightning owner

if you document every little squeek knock and rattle, you might be a lightning owner.

if you are terrified to bring your truck into the dealer for service, you might be a lightning owner

if you purposely slow down and stop at every yellow light before it turns red.....you might be a lightning owner!!!

*** I think we should have the top ten of all of these put together in a nice little list and have everyone hang them on their walls!!

 

if you've already purchased a spare 10mm bolt for the worn one on your firewall connection, you might be a lightning owner

you not only know what clunk, slap, fart, and ping mean, you know the cause and cure for each, you might be a Lightning owner

 

If you spend more money on your truck then your significant other you might be a lightning owner

If you spend more time talking to your favorite tuner than talking to you significant other, you might be a lightning owner

If you wash/polish/wax you automobile every week, you might be a lightning owner

 

if you paint or worse polish the oil filter, you might be a Lightning owner.

if your neighbors keep asking what that weird howling sound eminating from your truck, you might be a Supercharged Lightning (in all fairness to out Gen 1 brethren)

If your on a first name basis with fellow members, you might be a Lightning owner.

If you've ever finished a post with "...or something", you might be a Lightning owner... or something..

If you make reservations for World Ford Challenge eight months in advance, you might be a Lighting owner.

 

if you can rattle off the differences of each model year of the generation 2 lightnings, and their spec charts you are definetely a lightning owner....

 

If you spent $90.00 for floor mats, just because they have the Lightning logo on them, you might be a Lightning owner.

It is a disease!