If your lunch break is just a way to go for a ride in your truck, you might be a lightning owner

 

if you sweet talk Sue, Lisa and Julie, to make points with Johnny, Sal and Jim, you might be the owner of a flamin red Lightning.

 

If you know the exact build date of your rod but cant remember your anniverasy ,your a Lightning (and every other fast car) owner

 

BBQMAN.. thats a great thread... and oh so true...

You deserve a certificate.... this is for you man....

BBQ Certificate

 

builtfordfast
ROTFL

Photoshop is a wonderfull thing.

If you can look at the Z06 driver's face at 100 mph, you might be a Lightning owner.

If you measure the remaining tire thread in number of launches, you might be a Lightning owner.

 

If you clean & polish the inside of your exhaust pipes, you might be a Lightning owner.

 

if you have more than 1 Lightning, you MIGHT me a Lightning owner!!!!!!

 

i just woke up, so i better post this one while i remember it.

if your dreams or sexual fantasies involve an internal combustion engine, of any kind, you might be a Lightning owner

 

If you carry a 5/16" and a 10mm socket and ratchet (that bought separately) in your glove box as well as a roll of that silver tape, you might be a Lightning owner.

If you drive your vette on rainy days, you might be a Lightning owner.

If you know all the Sunoco station locations (Ultra 94) in a 200 mile radius you might be a Lightning owner.

If you can change out a chip in the darkened pit area at the dragstrip without a flashlight you might be a Lightning owner.

If you vacuum your truck bed (Bedrug) you might be a Lightning owner.

 

If you run a 6# lower and a 3# upper + nitrous,and know the term "ventilated block" ,you are most definitly a lightning owner.

 

If you wake up at 3 a.m. to pee, then walk out to the kitchen and open the door to the garage just to stare at her you might be an L owner

 

If you're over 50 you might be a lightning with a topper owner

If you're in Alabama (or there abouts) you ight be a lightning with a gun rack owner.

If you live in the Northern US, you might be a lightning with a block heater warmer.. .. ok ok, these are getting lamer by the line

Jeff

 

If you drive around looking for the UPS truck to keep your significant other from finding out what you've done. You might be a Lightning owner.

If you try to get to the mailbox before the wife does to find the credit card bill. You might be a Lightning owner.

If you sneak packages in the back door and hide the evidence. You might be a Lightning owner.

 

You Damn near kill yourself when driving something other then your "L" because you forget how slow everything else is...

 

If you know what a MRBBQMAN is, you might be a Lightning owner, or something....