If your significant other has ever asked for clarification as to WHO THE HELL is/are MRBBQMAN, Raoul, Bulldog, Sixpipes, TampaSVT, Clonetek, ,PFA, BadDog, BABolt, JohnnyLightning, Zorprime, or even RTKILLA for that matter, you might be a Lightning owner...or something.

 

If your tuner knows your Visa card numbers by heart!

 

If said tuner knows enough to check with your wife before using your Visa card number.

 

If you have a Lightning in your garage or driveway, you just might be a Lightning owner.

 

If you are a Lightning vendor and you keep telling your wife you need new stuff on the truck "for the business"

 

if you believe, birds are actually singleing out your truck, you might be a Lightning owner (or crazy,or something)

 

Iam certain that birds are seeking out my Lightning. Case in point, three cars in the driveway, sitting side by side, and guess which vehicle gets the direct hit(s)! Yep, the Lightning

 

the birds don't just doodoo on my truck.. they flit around and smear the stuff all over.
came out one morning & surprized a bird on my truck.. he had my newspaper on the hood so he could read it whilst doing the deed and stuff..

 

According to my brother(2000regcab54): If you are the most **** retentive person you know.

 

if you sat through both "the fast and furious" and "dude, where's my car?" because you heard there was a Lightning in it, you have to be a Lightning owner

 

If you truly believe that you need 400+hp just to get to work, you might be a Lightning owner.

If your truck and wallet are both always on empty, you might be a Lightning owner.

 

the only five colors that register in your brain are: Red, Silver, Black, White and True Blue.

your conversation is filled with jargon like "X Plan" and "A Plan,"
and you join organizations you have NO interest in like the Experimental Aircraft Association.

you buy a vehicle without test driving it.

you're 53 years old and even when you bring your wife along, the salesman still won't let you test drive a Lightning.

you're not as concerned about the sale price as you are about meeting the service manager and asking if he's "mod friendly."

 

BBQ: dont forget "big mommas house" there's a gen 1 in it...

 

if you respond to the blower whine, by whispering things like, "i hear and obey, Lord Eaton" or "of course i'll never trade you on a younger 10cyl, anything over 8 cyls is a waste anyway", then you might be a Lightning owner that needs some help, or something


Missed the Big Momma Gen1, where was it?

 

when the bad guy pulls up in front of big mommas house.. he's in a black gen 1. the bedside stickers are removed, but you can see the lightning seats in it.