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Old Mar 30, 2001 | 02:48 PM
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This ought to be fun. No offense CA...

Here's a few to start it off.

"Of course I love you". "Do you think I'd put up with all your sh*t if I didn't".

"Don't worry, most of the weight will come off after the baby".


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Old Mar 30, 2001 | 02:52 PM
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"Is that your boyfriends truck?"

"What do you mean you drag race?"

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Old Mar 30, 2001 | 03:20 PM
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Sometimes I think you're the woman of my dreams....

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Old Mar 30, 2001 | 03:21 PM
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(blushing) Awwwww Shucks.
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Old Mar 30, 2001 | 03:24 PM
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no those pants dont make you look fat !!
 
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Old Mar 30, 2001 | 03:41 PM
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"You really going to wear that"?

As you walk into the mall... "10 bucks says I have a sharp stick in my eye before you find the right pair of shoes".

 
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Old Mar 30, 2001 | 03:42 PM
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at the risk of getting banned and/or losing my ability to go to WFC, no comment.

Tampa, aren't you pushing the envelope a bit...



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Old Mar 30, 2001 | 03:44 PM
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Call her by another woman's name...
 
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Old Mar 30, 2001 | 03:47 PM
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Tampa,

WhiteLightninSVTGirl is the dream girl of most single guys on this page, and many of the married ones too. She drives a L and she seems pretty cool about life.

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Old Mar 30, 2001 | 03:48 PM
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Bob

Struck,
That is grounds for an asswhoopin'

I am beginning to like this topic better than the marry me one MTHoward
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Old Mar 30, 2001 | 03:50 PM
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No those pants don't make you look fat ....
your butt makes you look fat...

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Old Mar 30, 2001 | 03:51 PM
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"She's just a friend"

and my favorite

"how many times do i have to tell you, that light colors make your *** look huge, or something"
(i think we have a theme going here)


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Old Mar 30, 2001 | 03:53 PM
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Is that your bottle of shoe stretch?
 
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Old Mar 30, 2001 | 03:53 PM
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Rich,
This is one thing that I will not say to the wife. "Honey would you like to drive the truck."
 
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Old Mar 30, 2001 | 04:00 PM
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when she says "You love that truck more than you love me" and you hesitate just for an instant with your reply.

somethimes it's the things you don't say, that can cost you big time.

always have an answer ready, even if it's intelligible, or some sort of scream, it can buy you some precious " thinking up a better answer time"
 
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