You never say - Look at the tatas on her

or

I can remember when you were thin like that

or

Of course I'll come straight home after just one beer......

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Rick

White 00 #2236 of 4966

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You mean more to me than anything else in the world, except my truck of course!

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2000 Black Lightning
#1326 of 4966
Born on 03/20/2000
PSP Chip
PSP Filter
Best time: 13.248 @ 104.4 mph

 

CA,

That's why I'm not giving my truck a name until I find someone to settle down with... It cuts down the evil eyes and asswhoopin' if the truck shares the same name as my SO.

 

"But if I bought that for you I wouldn't be able to buy anything for the truck"...

 

I would rather stare at my truck body than yours.



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99 Lightning, Bassani exhaust, JL Ram Air, Superchip(JL Programmed), Level 10 shift kit. 12.8 at 105.3.
Next up: Lower Blower pulley and 90mm MAF.

 

Struck,
Understood...

My friend Dwayne asked me where I parked my broom theother day...rest assured, if I could have remebered where I parked it I would have beat him with it.

Here's one. "Must be that time of the month"

CA

 

Here's the all time set-up by a woman who just weighed herself fishing for a reason to lash out at the nearest victim. Trust me, DON'T REPLY, YOU CAN'T WIN. She says, "I'm so fat!!" So, you, being the nice guy wanna say, "No, you're not" or "How much weight have you gained?" Either one is a no win situation guaranteed to keep you from gettin' any. So is, "You look great the way you are!" Which leads into, "So, you think I'm fat!!!?" At that point, I just quietly leave and start polishing the truck or something. BTW, she weighs 118, so what am I supposed to say?

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Jim
Black '00
#1,757 built 3/30/00
Clear corners
JDM street program
JDM 2# blower pulley (ordered)
J.L. Stage II ram-air
FRPP Oval throttle body
90mm MAF
MagnaFlow Exhaust

 

Well, 118 IS fat.

If she's 3'0".

-Ollie

 

"What were you saying?"

 

"Will you mary me?" Or, you get asked, "Why are you late?" And you answer, "Oh, I was out with my ex, and lost track of time." True story...I'll learn to lie next time.

Or better yet, the grilfriend wants to go out for dinner, and you take her to McDonalds.

 

felonious,

LOL, no she's 5'2. That's what kills me - she is perfect and curvy in all the right places. She just doesn't believe me.

HOSRACN,

I almost forgot about this no-no. When I'm reading or typing stuff on this board and she is telling me a big, long, boring story about some friend's 3rd removed cousin and I say, "Huh?" So, I've learned a new skill.

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Jim
Black '00
#1,757 built 3/30/00
Clear corners
JDM street program
JDM 2# blower pulley (ordered)
J.L. Stage II ram-air
FRPP Oval throttle body
90mm MAF
MagnaFlow Exhaust

 

Does she have a flat head? nough said, I'm out of here!!

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2000 White Lightning
JDM custom chip
JDM 90mm Mass Air
JDM lower pulley
JDM aluminum drive shaft
4.10 gears
et 1/4 mi 13.14 (before JDM parts, after JDM ???)
Retrax tannaux cover
Bedrug

'65 Mustang with 347 stroker
'67 Corvette, ZZ502/502

 

"Well, you can go drinking with us if you want to"

 

"God your sisters a hottie"
CA

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"Let me show you how to drive this thing"
CA