Things you DON'T say to women... (Off Topic)
 

This ought to be fun. No offense CA...

Here's a few to start it off.

"Of course I love you". "Do you think I'd put up with all your sh*t if I didn't".

"Don't worry, most of the weight will come off after the baby".


Rich

"Is that your boyfriends truck?"

"What do you mean you drag race?"

None taken https://www.f150online.com/f150board/smile.gif
CA

Sometimes I think you're the woman of my dreams....

Rich

(blushing) Awwwww Shucks. https://www.f150online.com/f150board/wink.gif
CA

no those pants dont make you look fat !!

"You really going to wear that"?

As you walk into the mall... "10 bucks says I have a sharp stick in my eye before you find the right pair of shoes".

at the risk of getting banned and/or losing my ability to go to WFC, no comment.

Tampa, aren't you pushing the envelope a bit... https://www.f150online.com/f150board/wink.gif



[This message has been edited by Speedin Bob (edited 03-30-2001).]

Call her by another woman's name... https://www.f150online.com/f150board/eek.gif

Tampa,

WhiteLightninSVTGirl is the dream girl of most single guys on this page, and many of the married ones too. She drives a L and she seems pretty cool about life.

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Look on Yahoo profile page for pictures.
http://profiles.yahoo.com/mthoward91

Bob https://www.f150online.com/f150board/smile.gif

Struck,
That is grounds for an asswhoopin' https://www.f150online.com/f150board/biggrin.gif

I am beginning to like this topic better than the marry me one https://www.f150online.com/f150board/wink.gifMTHoward
CA

[This message has been edited by WhiteLightninSVTGirl (edited 03-30-2001).]

No those pants don't make you look fat ....
your butt makes you look fat...

Coldie

"She's just a friend"

and my favorite

"how many times do i have to tell you, that light colors make your ass look huge, or something"
(i think we have a theme going here)


[This message has been edited by MRBBQMAN (edited 03-30-2001).]

Is that your bottle of shoe stretch?

Rich,
This is one thing that I will not say to the wife. "Honey would you like to drive the truck."

when she says "You love that truck more than you love me" and you hesitate just for an instant with your reply.

somethimes it's the things you don't say, that can cost you big time.

always have an answer ready, even if it's intelligible, or some sort of scream, it can buy you some precious " thinking up a better answer time"