Ok I was crusing on the ranger site and happen to come across this site somee kid made. oh my god this is the funniest thing I have read in a long time. check it out guys: http://www.geocities.com/mmmport_tuner/

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She has allot of toys on her.
MY BABIES STAT'S
Built 5/4/99
# 917 of 4000
2001 ET: 12.???, we'll find out soon.
When the green light drops, the bullsh*t stops.
MY ZING ALBUM: http://www.zing.com/album/?id=4293132307

 

I got it. We should email this idiot Peter Pan's website address. Maybe the two tinkerbells can hook up and go fly around in his 8 second 0-60 sushi and have a good time togetha in da hood.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

hey somebody hook these guys up already, good idea peterB.

 

ah, i remember the good ol days, when any adult, was allowed to slap the crap outta kids like that...then tell his parents, and they'd slap the crap outta him too. as a kid, your chief objective each day, was to avoid a crap slapping, it was a good system

 

Man, I just look at his picture and I want to punch him, not to mention how many times he uses the word "da".

 

what the hell is he holding?? is that a "dual" fart pipe exhaust or a.....uh.....er....."entertainment equipment" for him and Peter Pansy?

 

A want to be for sure.. He just wishes he was half the man he claims to be...Can we all say LOSER!!!!!

RTKILLA- IT is about time you got a zing album, real nice truck and good pics. Just one thing though, You don't do your own wrenching? Where is all the pics of Joe tightning this bolt and Joe tightning this other bolt? HAHA, Just f**king with you I'm sure you must do some of the work...Bill

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Bill
'00 white lightning-#2030 of 4966-4/6/00 thursday
muth mirrors,door key pad mod,fog light mod,
clear corners, super white; headlights,corners,fogs,
trenz billet upper and lower grills, billet 3rd brake light cover,
Bedrug, harley davidson tonneau cover,
JDM flip chip, JDM lower pulley, 90mm mass air, JDM tranny mod,
JDM 5"aluminum driveshaft,
J.L. stage 2 ram air kit
BellTech 3/4 lowering kit
more to come....
my zing album-http://www.zing.com/album/?id=4293038163
'00 harley davidson FLSTC tons of custom parts..
'99.5 nissan pathfinder le-STILLEN EQUIPPED
'88 toyota show truck(TONKA)
'91 toyota mr2 turbo (to many mods to list)
'00 yamaha banshee(toomy race kit/chrome pipes)

 

Well, after reading his site, I am excited. Apparently, 90% of your horsepower gains come from tuning your exhaust! Someone should point him to Kaleco: www.84to96.net/kaleco. Heh.

 

I'm only 19 so I don't know how to do some things. thats why I got my buddy eddie doing it. I did everything else except the exhaust and the lowering kit by myself. Now that I saw him do it I could do another one, but I don't want to mess the truck up while experimenting (I bad with that stuff, HAHAHA).

the album still needs some work though. I've been adding and changing stuff around allot.

 

hdmlnium:
Actualy you would have to talk in his language, so it you be You are not DA man, you are DA LOOSER. HAHA. I am 18, and if he went to my school, he would prabably get DA **** kicked out of him.

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Jason Hogan #29
www.JasonHogan.com

-2001 Silver L (orderd)
-1997 Roush Mustang- too many mods to list
-1998 Jeep Grand Cherokee with 5.9 liter 360 motor
-1999 Chevy Extreme
-2000 Ford F350 Dualy

 

Ugggghhhh, Why do kids do this?

 

I love the HP boost to the REAR wheels, since they're not driven I guess the exhaust doesn't really help performance. What a goober

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GalaxyEng
2000 RED #2926
BedRug, Haig custom mats

 

"Posin again with tha key to all my speed. (95% of all power gainz in tuning come from your exhaust system)"

I loved that line.....everyone rip off all your mods...they are pointless. All you need is a couple of Huge fart cans in the rear!!!

What a moron this guy is.



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2000 Red Lightning
95 Saleen S-351 Convertible/Triple Black
97 Kawasaki Vulcan 800 Classic

 

That is some funny *****!

 

ROTFLMOA. I look over the site first (glad I did to get the full background) and then read the hate mail. What a hoot. They tore him a new a$$hole. I really like the one where the girl said he shouldn't tell everybody he's got a diseased wick if he wants to get women.

Is that holes drilled in the muffler he's holding up. That's got to sound sweet.

I sent this to a guy I work with that's got a Civic Si. I know he'll get a kick out of it. He probably is turning out 220 HP but we installed a roots type supercharger, nice looking exhaust system and various electronics. Now it turns a 14.7 but started out at 16.4. It's a sleeper not a poser.

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Later,
Chuck
Black 00
Chuck's Lightning Page