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Old Feb 22, 2001 | 07:55 PM
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Yo dawgs,
Look ta me dat da K&N be a S&B. I gots da same S&B ins da 93 Ranger dat be's all mines. Who said dat he be hung like a hamster. I was waiting for him to say: Ladyz I sticks it in soft and be listening fo da bonz to be cracking. He must be saving his step Dads allowance up to buy things, he said he doesn't work. Scrawny little pu--y.
Good find Joe
Larry
 
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Old Feb 23, 2001 | 12:41 AM
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What a hamster jammer......PeeWee Herman could beat this lil punks ***.

Oh boy...DAWG!!!! i gots a fly civic.....

I'll drag his neon behind my 2000 L and still beat his civic
 
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Old Nov 13, 2001 | 07:55 PM
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LOL remember this?
 
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Old Nov 13, 2001 | 08:22 PM
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Before my time but thanks.

Dan
 
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Old Nov 13, 2001 | 08:33 PM
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Ya know I hope, for this kids sake, that this is a parody because if its not he probably gets his a$$ kicked every day. Funny stuff though, I needed a good laugh thanks.
 
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Old Nov 13, 2001 | 09:21 PM
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Somebody should turn pencil **** onto metco.com then he'll have a real tool to play with.
 
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Old Nov 13, 2001 | 10:40 PM
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I've never laughed so god damn hard in my life "dawg!" Oh ****!!! hahahahahahahahahaha! Have to highlight some of this stuff on here so you guys can get some more laughs!!!!!

"Anyway, I've been known to pull 8 second 0-60 in dis car no problemz. That K&N jumped my HPz up to around 220 I think, cause as soon as I got it on, we damn near left da ground."

"SS Stickerz to get the ladiez"

"Stripes for speed, dawg"

"GTO lite coverz to look mean" (its a ****in neon!!! LMAO)

"Removed da back seat for the nitrous and 18 inchez of sub woofz"

"DIS IS MY CRIB (Well, my step dad's crib)" (its a shack! why brag?)

"This house has seen more action in my bedroom than in any of da other rooms in the place. My mom and step dad Douglas never have sex anymore cause my mom keeps sayin she's gonna leave him. But needless to say, I keep the couch warm with plenty of ladiez on da weekendz and we play N64 and watch moviez. "

And finally to top it off the little goofey lookin bastards name is "Jonny Jappo "

HANDS DOWN THE FUNNIEST SITE I'VE EVER SEEN!
 
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Old Nov 13, 2001 | 10:45 PM
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Ummmm.....my bowels let loose when saw that S@#$.

so, so very sad.
 
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Old Nov 14, 2001 | 09:33 AM
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ROFLMAO

Posin again with tha key to all my speed. (95% of all power gainz in tuning come from your exhaust system)


What a ****in' tool!
 
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Old Nov 14, 2001 | 09:50 AM
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WTF is he thinking!

This takes the cake.
http://www.cafepress.com/cp/store/pr...prodno=1301275
 
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Old Nov 14, 2001 | 09:52 AM
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Cool hahahahaha

Who is this clown ,this is the best laugh I've had in a couple of DAYZ (lmao). This kid better take a course in can O whoopass because thats what he's going to be getting and often! If a K&N can give him 50 ***** (at the rear wheels)! imagine what it will do for my 5.4l !!! I gotta get me one of thoze
 
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Old Nov 14, 2001 | 11:02 AM
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thats funny stuff--
maybe the s key on his keyboard only workz part of the time.

im sure his neon is faster than most, that's because he only weighz 75 pounds.
 

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