ROFLMAO Thatz some funny sheetz! Made my day to see this goofy web page....what a rump ranger!

[This message has been edited by LightningKid (edited 02-21-2001).]

 

I think its pretty funny stuff. Its obviously a parody, and a pretty good one, at that.

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'84 Alan Record Carbonio, Aerospoke wheels, Campy brakes.
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Somebody has to have a lot of time on their hands to come up with all that just to make fun of the Rice Krispie Critters. But still. ROFLMAO it was good
CA

 

Damn RTKilla....you owe me a pair of shorts...I just pissed in them laughing so hard....thanks...I needed a good laugh today.

Or should I say...Tanx dawg, I be needin a goot laff tudaay!!!

 

The only 95% horsepower this guys gonna get is off the toilet seat when he fooking blows off all that nitrous he slurped! Darn, this kid must have been sniffing the dustoff at his computer composing all this BS!!! What a loser.. Here in Big 3 country (DETROIT), a rice-burner like him will get ostracized ... LOL this gave a night time of laughs by me and my gf... and she the most non-mechanically inclined person in the world (shhh nobody tell her that!).. She even said arent those neons alittle slow for a mustang!!! WOOHOO finally got one of my friends on the big 3 track!

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id like to kick the white back in that boy

 

I don't think he is serious...and I have seen a couple fast Neons.
CA

 

Hell, i didn't know SS stickers would get girls..lol....and stripes will give more speed..WOW

[This message has been edited by 4ord_man (edited 02-22-2001).]

 

Maybe we should do a group buy on "SS" stickers! It's proven to allow you to be "Da Man", while adding gobs of HP to wheels that aren't even being driven! Who would have thought?

Oh yes, I loved the T-shirt, that was classic!

ROTFLMAO!!! :-D

 

OBVIOUS parody. And a damn good one!!!!! I would be even prouder of the kid if that's actually him and the Civic is his car, and he's making fun of all the idiots that make his hobby look silly. You can't flame young-uns for driving and modding rubber bands, it's all they can get affordably insured, so they play with the hand that's dealt them. But that site is pure genius. I love it.

 

Somebody buy that kid some dumbbells or something!!! LoL!

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I am the driver of BIG RED! '99 S/C, 4.2, 5 spd, XLT, Bright Red Clearcoat, Medium Graphite, 5 Spoke 16" Cast Aluminum wheels, Lund bug shield, Limo tint, Pendaliner.

Aim Screenname : Qwikranger

Audio:
Pioneer DEH-345 Head Unit, Infinity Reference 5x7's all around, Kenwood KAC-848 50x4 amp on them, MTX Thunderform loaded with two MTX 6000 8's, and an MTX Pro 75 x 2 Blue Thunder Amp bridged to 280 x 1 on those beasts.

Things I want:
1. Exhaust
2. Airaid intake
3. Superchip

Limiting my performance increases:
1. BEING A COLLEGE STUDENT!! $$$

 

You could drag it side ways, and run off road rubber and still stomp his car into the pavement. I have a question...why is he even on the Mopar Webring anyway? He has NUTHIN'!!!
Look for him on Springer soon

What a sperm twinkie.

 

I was holding the laughter back untill someone called him "gilligan".....then I lost it!!

[This message has been edited by ksmike (edited 02-22-2001).]

 

I figured it out finally.

The reason exhaust does so much for performance increases is because the amount of air that comes out of the big tailpipe whole helps to propell the car forward. And a dual rear exhaust pushes out more air and more evenly.

 

By the way,

Who in there right mind admits to having clamidia on the internet and then post you picture.