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From: Chicago, Illinois
Originally posted by l-menace
Your honor I'll gladly explain the relevancy of the helmet infront of the jury, since opposing counsel failed to ask to approach...
Nevermind you honor, I'm too tired.
Your honor I'll gladly explain the relevancy of the helmet infront of the jury, since opposing counsel failed to ask to approach...
Nevermind you honor, I'm too tired.
Well, of course counsel.
Fire extinguishers only make my L heavier, thereby increasing the risk of catastrophy. This concludes my offer of proof.
The Court finds you in violation of FRCP Rule 11, and hereby sentences you to drive a Dodge Hemi for the next 14 days.
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From: Illinois
Originally posted by ILLINI-SVT
Your honor, may I make an offer of proof?
Well, of course counsel.
Fire extinguishers only make my L heavier, thereby increasing the risk of catastrophy. This concludes my offer of proof.
The Court finds you in violation of FRCP Rule 11, and hereby sentences you to drive a Dodge Hemi for the next 14 days.
Your honor, may I make an offer of proof?
Well, of course counsel.
Fire extinguishers only make my L heavier, thereby increasing the risk of catastrophy. This concludes my offer of proof.
The Court finds you in violation of FRCP Rule 11, and hereby sentences you to drive a Dodge Hemi for the next 14 days.
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From: Colorado,
LOL
Yeah, it is embarassing.
My mother lied to me. She use to make me look stuff up in the dictionary all the time. I hated that. I new she would know but would make me do it anyway. She always said. "Look it up, that way you will always remember"
BULLPUCKY MOM!!!!!
Half the time I can't remember why I am standing in the bathroom untill I turn around to leave
Thanks for putting up with me guys.
Rob said it best: "I got to get out more"
Was thinking about a full time women but I been there done that.
Seen a great teashirt that said "If it's got tit's or Wheels, Your gonna have problems!
More true words were never written.
Peace and God Bless
Yeah, it is embarassing.
My mother lied to me. She use to make me look stuff up in the dictionary all the time. I hated that. I new she would know but would make me do it anyway. She always said. "Look it up, that way you will always remember"
BULLPUCKY MOM!!!!!
Half the time I can't remember why I am standing in the bathroom untill I turn around to leave
Thanks for putting up with me guys.
Rob said it best: "I got to get out more"
Was thinking about a full time women but I been there done that.
Seen a great teashirt that said "If it's got tit's or Wheels, Your gonna have problems!
More true words were never written.
Peace and God Bless
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From: Selden NY
My helmet is prob 25 yrs old, has no inside left,
it's not Snell approved, and not once has anyone even checked it,
YOU'LL BE FINE Greg
And BTW Pal, if you want Michele, she's your's
(but be ready for the when r we getting married BS)
I think I'm going back to hookers, it's much easier......
Notice the smile and nappy hair
we just finished having wild monkey sex
And I know I know @ needing new ET's
give me a break already, hehehehe
if I only had 1 single track left in my State )@%$#(@%$@$
Next time I make a 500 mile 15 hour day trip to make a pass,
it's got to be cooler than it is now, or I'm wasting my time
like Cecil in April
it was so nice having the local track, I use to drive there with the
Hoosiers on, buy the kid a sugar fix, put him in the stands, make 2 passes and be back home in less than 1-1/2 hours from when I left. GOD I MISS THAT I really got to find another state.........
Enjoy yourself Bro
it's not Snell approved, and not once has anyone even checked it,
YOU'LL BE FINE Greg
And BTW Pal, if you want Michele, she's your's
(but be ready for the when r we getting married BS)
I think I'm going back to hookers, it's much easier......
Notice the smile and nappy hair
we just finished having wild monkey sex
And I know I know @ needing new ET's
give me a break already, hehehehe
if I only had 1 single track left in my State )@%$#(@%$@$
Next time I make a 500 mile 15 hour day trip to make a pass,
it's got to be cooler than it is now, or I'm wasting my time
like Cecil in April
it was so nice having the local track, I use to drive there with the
Hoosiers on, buy the kid a sugar fix, put him in the stands, make 2 passes and be back home in less than 1-1/2 hours from when I left. GOD I MISS THAT I really got to find another state.........
Enjoy yourself Bro
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From: DETROIT, (formerly Eaton County, Michigan)
Originally posted by ILLINI-SVT
Your honor, may I make an offer of proof?
Well, of course counsel.
Fire extinguishers only make my L heavier, thereby increasing the risk of catastrophy. This concludes my offer of proof.
The Court finds you in violation of FRCP Rule 11, and hereby sentences you to drive a Dodge Hemi for the next 14 days.
Your honor, may I make an offer of proof?
Well, of course counsel.
Fire extinguishers only make my L heavier, thereby increasing the risk of catastrophy. This concludes my offer of proof.
The Court finds you in violation of FRCP Rule 11, and hereby sentences you to drive a Dodge Hemi for the next 14 days.
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From: Lexington, KY
Originally posted by Rob_02Lightning
it was so nice having the local track, I use to drive there with the
Hoosiers on, buy the kid a sugar fix, put him in the stands, make
2 passes and be back home in less than 1-1/2 hours from when I
left. GOD I MISS THAT I really got to find another state......
Enjoy yourself Bro
it was so nice having the local track, I use to drive there with the
Hoosiers on, buy the kid a sugar fix, put him in the stands, make
2 passes and be back home in less than 1-1/2 hours from when I
left. GOD I MISS THAT I really got to find another state......
Enjoy yourself Bro
and the NMRA Finals are 2 hours away !!!
