Did I say pigs? I meant cops.

 

Hey I don't care what you call them, lol

 

My Holloween costume last year...





This year's ...

 

I don't have to run. This is how i deal with my traffic stop encounters.

A police officer pulls Odin's Wrath (That's me. LOL) over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
O. W.: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
O. W.: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
O. W.: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
O. W.: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
O. W.: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
O. W.: Sure. Here it is. (It was valid).
Captain: Who's car is this?
O. W.: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card. (The driver owned the car).
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
O. W.: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
O. W.: No problem. (Trunk is opened; no body).
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
O. W.: Oh Yeah, I'll bet the liar told you I was speeding, too!!!!

Works every time.

 

I passed a cop once going 75 in a 35 zone on a two lane road while delivering pizzas. yes I even had a stupid "hat" on the top of my car a VW golf thank goodness it wasn't lit up!

I hit the gas and kept getting it...

the road was narrow and he had to do a 3 point turn to come after me.

I crested the next hill and made a SHARP turn and never looked back...

I got away.

I guess I should have just pulled over and waited for him right?

later,
chris

 

Why not?
He only wanted the pizza.

 

 

Well if you were delivering pizzas to my house then I wouldn't want you to stop and wait for him either

 

I just simpley hate the stupid Fu*cks

 

Well damn christopher reeves for someone who has been pulled out of 35 horrible accidents you sure do have a bitter taste in your mouth for the ones who "saved" you. ??? Whats up with that dude? More and more with your posts you dig yourself deeper and deeper with your bullsh*t. We never know what u are going to post. ... Your funny, quite pathetic. TOTAL LOOSER!

 

Christopher Reeves is a douche bag.

 

And so is bluelightning. !