got pulled over last night
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From: Charleston, SC
Originally posted by JohnnyontheSpot
So how do you get out of them? We all want to know.
So how do you get out of them? We all want to know.
Really I have never cried, but I have plead with them and said that I would loose my job over a ticket. Of course that is a stretch of the truth, it would take a few tickets, but it works.
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From: NH
Originally posted by 03LightninRocks
I am having a problem deciding who the bigger dumb azz is. Would it be the stupid Fock that decided to risk an innocent persons life to keep from getting a ticket, or would it be the morons that chime in with the atta boys.
Sell your fricking truck...you really need a Geo.
Rocks
I am having a problem deciding who the bigger dumb azz is. Would it be the stupid Fock that decided to risk an innocent persons life to keep from getting a ticket, or would it be the morons that chime in with the atta boys.
Sell your fricking truck...you really need a Geo.
Rocks
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From: the moral high ground
Originally posted by Sharpshooter
I've gotten out of a few, I just cry like a little baby. It works every time.
I've gotten out of a few, I just cry like a little baby. It works every time.
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From: Ottawa, Canada
Originally posted by Raoul
'almost got pulled over last night'
doesn't get 2,000 hits.
'almost got pulled over last night'
doesn't get 2,000 hits.
Its just that he uses the
face and says he gets pulled over then I read it and he didnt so why did he say that and why is he sad? He must feel bad for running
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From: Florida
I'd never run and I never give the cops any back-talk, but most traffic cops I've met deserve no respect.
Typical case-in-point:
Driving the wife to a Dr. appointment on a 4 lane divided highway. No traffic, clear sunny lunch hour. Doing 77 in a 65 approaching interstate on-ramp. Cop is hideing in trailer park driveway, using instant-on. He gets me, the detector goes off and I spot him as I pass. As soon as I see him move I put on my signal and pull over. Stop, window down, hands on the top of the wheel. Comes over, ask for the docs, asks the usual "know why I stopped you" etc. Tell him we're on the way to the Dr. and running a little late, how about a break. He smiles, says this won't take long.
He comes back with the ticket and starts making a big deal how he's reduced the fine by charging me with "failure to obey traffic control device". Goes on and on how he just saved me $50. I thank him.
I take the traffic school option and send in the fine. The court returns the check saying I didn't pay the right amount. So I go down to the court and see whazup. Turns out Mr. Friendly-saved you $50-traffic cop went in and changed the fine on the ticket back to speeding.
Moral of the story, FOK the ******-Fokking Two-Faced 5.0 and all his PC defenders.
Typical case-in-point:
Driving the wife to a Dr. appointment on a 4 lane divided highway. No traffic, clear sunny lunch hour. Doing 77 in a 65 approaching interstate on-ramp. Cop is hideing in trailer park driveway, using instant-on. He gets me, the detector goes off and I spot him as I pass. As soon as I see him move I put on my signal and pull over. Stop, window down, hands on the top of the wheel. Comes over, ask for the docs, asks the usual "know why I stopped you" etc. Tell him we're on the way to the Dr. and running a little late, how about a break. He smiles, says this won't take long.
He comes back with the ticket and starts making a big deal how he's reduced the fine by charging me with "failure to obey traffic control device". Goes on and on how he just saved me $50. I thank him.
I take the traffic school option and send in the fine. The court returns the check saying I didn't pay the right amount. So I go down to the court and see whazup. Turns out Mr. Friendly-saved you $50-traffic cop went in and changed the fine on the ticket back to speeding.
Moral of the story, FOK the ******-Fokking Two-Faced 5.0 and all his PC defenders.
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From: Nashville
Originally posted by Unoid
nice job man. Its only considered running from the cops when they're in persuit, IE: lights chasing...
nice job man. Its only considered running from the cops when they're in persuit, IE: lights chasing...
You need to wire your brakes on a switch. That way you don't have to worry about your brakes revealing your position. BTW, way to go!
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From: NJ
Originally posted by clonetek
she shows them her piercings!
she shows them her piercings!
Originally posted by JohnnyontheSpot
Good call, don't give those pigs the satisfaction. So what's your secret?
Good call, don't give those pigs the satisfaction.
So what's your secret?