got pulled over last night
#79
I don't have to run. This is how i deal with my traffic stop encounters.
A police officer pulls Odin's Wrath (That's me. LOL) over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
O. W.: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
O. W.: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
O. W.: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
O. W.: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
O. W.: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
O. W.: Sure. Here it is. (It was valid).
Captain: Who's car is this?
O. W.: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card. (The driver owned the car).
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
O. W.: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
O. W.: No problem. (Trunk is opened; no body).
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
O. W.: Oh Yeah, I'll bet the liar told you I was speeding, too!!!!
Works every time.
A police officer pulls Odin's Wrath (That's me. LOL) over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
O. W.: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
O. W.: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
O. W.: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
O. W.: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
O. W.: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
O. W.: Sure. Here it is. (It was valid).
Captain: Who's car is this?
O. W.: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card. (The driver owned the car).
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
O. W.: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
O. W.: No problem. (Trunk is opened; no body).
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
O. W.: Oh Yeah, I'll bet the liar told you I was speeding, too!!!!
Works every time.
#80
Originally posted by SlowSVT95
Why bother running? You'd get in 10x more trouble if they catch you.
Why bother running? You'd get in 10x more trouble if they catch you.
I hit the gas and kept getting it...
the road was narrow and he had to do a 3 point turn to come after me.
I crested the next hill and made a SHARP turn and never looked back...
I got away.
I guess I should have just pulled over and waited for him right?
later,
chris
#83
Originally posted by superfords
I passed a cop once going 75 in a 35 zone on a two lane road while delivering pizzas. yes I even had a stupid "hat" on the top of my car a VW golf thank goodness it wasn't lit up!
I hit the gas and kept getting it...
the road was narrow and he had to do a 3 point turn to come after me.
I crested the next hill and made a SHARP turn and never looked back...
I got away.
I guess I should have just pulled over and waited for him right?
later,
chris
I passed a cop once going 75 in a 35 zone on a two lane road while delivering pizzas. yes I even had a stupid "hat" on the top of my car a VW golf thank goodness it wasn't lit up!
I hit the gas and kept getting it...
the road was narrow and he had to do a 3 point turn to come after me.
I crested the next hill and made a SHARP turn and never looked back...
I got away.
I guess I should have just pulled over and waited for him right?
later,
chris
#85
Originally posted by bluelightning
I just simpley hate the stupid Fu*cks
I just simpley hate the stupid Fu*cks