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Old Feb 20, 2003 | 08:31 PM
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Post Wars
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Old Feb 20, 2003 | 08:32 PM
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Re: YOUR LARGENESS/SHAWN

Originally posted by 38 top gun
What was originally meant to be a fun post has now been completely taken out of context and decimated by your mouth. Now that you have taken the original fun out of the post I will be glad to deliver what you have never been able to do. The only thing large about you and your Diablo chip is your mouth. Let's back up about your promises:
1) I can custom tune your truck. You hosed my truck big daddy!
2) Purchase of two Diablo chips up front because in fact you dont tune anything and only flap your mouth. The reason for two chips?
We have to send them back in fourth to Florida to get the work done tune wise while you stand by and flap your cheeks!
3) Two seperate dyno days paid for and completely wasted because you and your Florida tuner could not do it over the phone!
4) You managed to ruin one perfectly good ECU!
5) Your timin tables were so hosed that we literally had to drag the truck home when the truck would go to some GOD only knows timing curve. Would you like me to go on. There is a particular person posted on this board that can attest to your wonderful tune on your chips that we thru in the trash. P.S. do the math on what you cost me loser. I figure around 2K when it is said and done. Great tune and keep flapping your math its the only thing that makes any power!!! Love you Chet
 
Old Feb 20, 2003 | 10:06 PM
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And the TRUTH shall SET YOU FREE!
 
Old Feb 20, 2003 | 11:40 PM
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Chet that's awesome!! The power curves look great!

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Oh my....

That is out of this world.....

PSP TUNING BABY!!!

 
Old Feb 21, 2003 | 12:18 AM
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chet , what a great guy you are!
thats about the lowest thing i have seen yet, lure a vendor who you are working with into a statement that is total bs, and then hang him out to dry, thats low.
 
Old Feb 21, 2003 | 12:21 AM
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Re: YOUR LARGENESS/SHAWN

Originally posted by 38 top gun
What was originally meant to be a fun post has now been completely taken out of context and decimated by your mouth. Now that you have taken the original fun out of the post I will be glad to deliver what you have never been able to do. The only thing large about you and your Diablo chip is your mouth. Let's back up about your promises:
1) I can custom tune your truck. You hosed my truck big daddy!
2) Purchase of two Diablo chips up front because in fact you dont tune anything and only flap your mouth. The reason for two chips?
We have to send them back in fourth to Florida to get the work done tune wise while you stand by and flap your cheeks!
3) Two seperate dyno days paid for and completely wasted because you and your Florida tuner could not do it over the phone!
4) You managed to ruin one perfectly good ECU!
5) Your timin tables were so hosed that we literally had to drag the truck home when the truck would go to some GOD only knows timing curve. Would you like me to go on. There is a particular person posted on this board that can attest to your wonderful tune on your chips that we thru in the trash. P.S. do the math on what you cost me loser. I figure around 2K when it is said and done. Great tune and keep flapping your math its the only thing that makes any power!!! Love you Chet
Sorry to bust your *** Chet but that was dumb.

Lets get the Violin out........:same ol song and dance"

Yeah, those timing tables are all ****ed up and all my lightning guys are getting hosed left and right. You are a joke and are clueless to what your own guys are doing with your truck.

Let see...

Facts: Not Photoshop....

1 - You were never present at any tuning session nor has ever met me or been to Superior Automotive.

2 - Your boy Darren ruined your own ecu on the dyno by pulling the chip in and out while on the dyno with the key in the on position. Duh....

3 - You came to me because nobody else here did "squat" for your truck and failed to meet your expectations and had horrible driveabilty. I fixed the driveabilty instantly.

4 - The first time at the dyno your truck was spiking fuel pressure beyong 80psi and shutting down the injectors. You were yanked in order for your guys to review that fab fuel system you have so you don't blow up. Oh yeah..buy the way. you didn't even have a fuel pressure gauge in the truck. Real smart for any power adder vehicle.

5- The secong time you were suppossed to dyno but the truck shows up 2 hours late and still you expect to get on. Sorry, time to reschedule.

6- The 3rd time Darren pulls the truck in homeself and then hoses the puter so bad he is forced to find the "spare" puter you had from some other disaster you guys did previuosly. God only knows where. Oh yeah...lets blame it on the chip. LMAO!

Then he shows up with the new...err...old computer and manages to fire up a run as we are leaving for the day and manages to give you the best run you ever had. I gave you the SAFE timing for the octane ran , which was C-16 I believe and Darren used the split second maf tuner for a/f.

You need to be a little more in touch with reality. All my customers know what the deal is and how we work. You Sir, with your dyno sheet are flapping in the breeze.

I do wish you all the best with your truck. Why don't you supply an up to date dyno sheet?

Shawn
 
Old Feb 21, 2003 | 12:22 AM
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Re: YOUR LARGENESS/SHAWN

Originally posted by 38 top gun
What was originally meant to be a fun post has now been completely taken out of context and decimated by your mouth. Now that you have taken the original fun out of the post I will be glad to deliver what you have never been able to do. The only thing large about you and your Diablo chip is your mouth. Let's back up about your promises:
1) I can custom tune your truck. You hosed my truck big daddy!
2) Purchase of two Diablo chips up front because in fact you dont tune anything and only flap your mouth. The reason for two chips?
We have to send them back in fourth to Florida to get the work done tune wise while you stand by and flap your cheeks!
3) Two seperate dyno days paid for and completely wasted because you and your Florida tuner could not do it over the phone!
4) You managed to ruin one perfectly good ECU!
5) Your timin tables were so hosed that we literally had to drag the truck home when the truck would go to some GOD only knows timing curve. Would you like me to go on. There is a particular person posted on this board that can attest to your wonderful tune on your chips that we thru in the trash. P.S. do the math on what you cost me loser. I figure around 2K when it is said and done. Great tune and keep flapping your math its the only thing that makes any power!!! Love you Chet

Man...what the he!! did I miss? Who is this directed at ????

--wes
 
Old Feb 21, 2003 | 12:29 AM
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CHET= CACA
 
Old Feb 21, 2003 | 12:37 AM
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Lying Bastard Chet Got 0wnEd plain and simple...

The day Shawns leaves you wondering where your truck sits on power, timing, and A/f is the day im buying a Dodge.

You CANNOT ask for a better tuner who actually CARES about your vehicle. Dumbass
 
Old Feb 21, 2003 | 12:45 AM
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Originally posted by JohnnyLightning
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Chet that's awesome!! The power curves look great!

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Oh my....

That is out of this world.....

PSP TUNING BABY!!!

??? im confused to see what Sal has to do with this other than a chip?
 
Old Feb 21, 2003 | 08:55 AM
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The guy posts a serious thread about the HP he makes and Sal almost gets dragged down with this loser. It was NOT a fun post until he got BUSTED OUT..If you notice I was the first to post after him and that dyno chart you see now was not even the first one he posted...He changed it after I told him it was all messed up. Well the second one is all messed up too...What a ZERO...
 
Old Feb 21, 2003 | 10:13 AM
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We'll need a submarine to take this thread any lower.
 
Old Feb 21, 2003 | 10:42 AM
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Originally posted by NeedFourSpeed
We'll need a submarine to take this thread any lower.
Did it have Dynatec long tubes on it?
 
Old Feb 21, 2003 | 12:00 PM
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Originally posted by JohnnyLightning
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Chet that's awesome!! The power curves look great!

ICULOKN
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Oh my....

That is out of this world.....

PSP TUNING BABY!!!



Just lost all my respect for one tuner - JLP. Johnny - I have done business with you before, however, NEVER AGAIN.
 
Old Feb 21, 2003 | 12:42 PM
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God, I am so confused.
 



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