stupid f#$%!^@ critters. *splat* *splat*

 

I hope no one from PETA owns a L!

 

Sounds like someone might have rundid ober ah wacoon!

 

Dang, you got two at the same time??? That takes skills...so what hit them first you tires or your bumper cover?

 

i hit one a month or so ago with the passenger side tire and exhaust.
last night i smacked one dead on. (pun intended)
scuffed bumper cover a little..

why do they just sit there and look at me when they are about to be run over? aargh!

it was either him or the ditch.. he won, or something..

 

HAHAHA lol

 

Try to imagene something 30 feet tall, 38 feet wide and weighing about 11 tons coming at you at 240 miles per hour.

(Just to see it from their perspective)

 

yeah, that or they are just stupid.. lol

 

they feel as though it is what they were born to do. When they sacrafice themselves to the human kind, they will be taken to a place all racoons vast for. Endless supply of trees and shiny objects, where dogs are thier slaves, and they are not called "coons".

 

A racoon fell out of a tree and landed on my brother's roof last year. Thought that was pretty interesting. -Mat-

 

I got a letter from one once. It was some kind of complaint about the way I put my trashcan lid on. I'm can't say for sure it was written by a racoon but I have no evidence to the contrary.

(I didn't respond because I know racoons can't read)

 

this made me think of the movie "the great outdoors"
the coons are in the garbage, and one says.. "hey, don't eat that. you know what those things are made of?"


ps: i thought you said you couldn't read? lol

 

Raccoon suicide, it’s been a hard winter for them....

 

no way dude.. this critter was at least 40lbs! HUGE!

 

speaking of racoons.....

If you have them getting in your garbage cans try this:

Sprinkle liberal amounts of cayenne pepper on top of the garbage, then just set the top on, so its easy to get into