I tried that once. Got a formal letter from a opossum that had been to law school.

 

Your luck is worse than mine.......LOL

 

I just get the paintball gun out when they get into my trash.

 

racoon's eyes are made for night vision. so are deer. so whe you shine some bright lights in their eyes they can't see shat. and ofcourse they are gonna look at it cause its a huge object breaking wind causeing noise. hrmmm


"come into the light"

 

you mean like a large person farting? (no offense to anyone)

but seriously, clonetek, i support PETA and i would like to say that i am reporting you to the FCC, ASPCA, FBI, CIA, INS, NSA, CSI, SD6, and Microsoft. YOU'LL FRY FOR THIS!!!!!!!

 

I hit a bird with my truck once, but thats it for road kill! HAHAHAHA

My sister has raccons that dig threw her garabage at her salon and she called me up to get rid of them. dude I shot them with a high powered pelet gun with the pointed tips from 5 feet away and that thing didn't even move! I had to get my uncles 22 to take them out cause they where destroying everything and they where attacking the girls in the salon.


I remember one time I was going golfing with my boss for work and we where in his truck going down this side street iin the forested area. well this chipmunk was in the middle of the road so rick decides to fu^k with him and head straight for him, well the chipmunk looks up and see this big white supercrew heading his was and goes "oh *****" and darts of and rick aims that was with the truck and the chipmunk see him turn and he goes back the other way and rick goes bacck that way and then the chipmunk just runs back into the middle again and at the last second rick goes oh ***** and bump bump rolls over him. Out of the back off the window you can see two parts of the chipmunk rolling down the street, the head and the body. It was sad but he didn't care cause he's from wyoming and out there in the wild frontier he used to go rabbit, squirel, and everything else hunting for run. And he didn't use a shotgun, he used his AK 47 that he has. So he's killed hundreds of little criters in his day.

I was a little upset for that chipmunk though, it wasn't fair for him. I can see him getting killed for food, but for fun??? nope. Then again I feed baby chicks to my alligator, HAHAHAHAHA.

 

thats nothing. have you ever gone fishing with black powder, an AK47, and a couple shotguns?

 

Nope, we used 1/4 sticks ... Really productive fishing with Dynamite.

 

same with black powder, an AK47 and some shotguns. especially if the water is shallow

 

I'LL TELL YOU WHATS THE WORST THING TO HIT..ME AND MY BUDDY WAS COMING FROM A CLUB ONE NIGHT IN HIS SLAMMED STANG. WHEN WE GOT NEAR HIS HOUSE,SAW WHAT WE THOUGHT WAS A BLACK AND WHITE CAT CROSSING THE ROAD..BAMM SPLAT!!, HE KEPT ON GOING AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THIS AWFUL ODOR CAME UP INSIDE THE CAR. I TOLD HIM THAT WHATEVER HE HIT TOOK HIS LAST CRAP BUT ONLY THIS WAS THE WORST SCENT I'VE EVER SMELL...WHEN WE GOT TO HIS HOUSE WE GOT OUT AND TOOK A LOOK THERE SQUISHED IN BETWEEN HIS PASSENGER TIRE FENDER WAS A SKUNK...I PUKED...MAN THOSE THINGS STINK! IT TOOK HIM MONTHS TO GET RID OF THAT SCENT..WE TRIED EVERYTHING AND NOTHING WORKED..

SORRY TO GROSS YOU GUYS OUT....

 

You left out the X-files.

 

What is the deal with all the racoons lately? We use to hardly ever see them around here, but lately they've been everywhere. I nailed one in the Expy. Christmas eve night.(Didnt know them *******s got that damn big!!) I felt bad as hell about it, but he just came out of the woods *******' *** right in front of us! Had another one run out in front of me on the way home from work last week, same thing, just *******' *** right out in front of me. Seen several splattered along the highways here lately too.

 

 

hey you two! quit fooling around in there!

 

Don,

My wife said "Who's racoons are those?.. they're cute" ....ROFLMAO, good job buddy!

Tim