knocking off pigions at 150 yards with the 50 caliber or a shorter range with the 45-70, is quite fun, messy but fun.

 

don: that picture would have been 100 times better if you put halos over their heads.. lol

 

aww thats so cute that i just want to bash my head with a shovel repeatedly!!!

 

It's mateing season for the racoons. thats why they are out all the time now. back home in Arkansas (im a modern day hillbilly) there would be 4 or 5 per 10 miles on the side of the road.

 

drove that way again last night... he's still there.. he must be sleeping or something.

 

that, or hes trying to lull you to sleep

 

LMAO@Gator

 

Talk about irony, a couple of guys that I know got drunk and went pot lighting lastnight and killed a few coons. They wouldn't think of anything to do with them so they descided to find a girl they didn't like and toss the carcasses all over her SUV. Her reaction was priceless as she walked out after a party to see furries splayed over her car and her screaming lol.

 

Umm....the first day I recieved my license I hit a squirel and a bird within like...5 mins of eachother. Now that I think back on it I wounder...was that some kind of sign sent from god???

 

*bump* *splat*

mashed a possum last night..


and the total is:
2 coons, 2 possums & 1 armadillo..

is this a record? i don't want it!

 

Good timing for this topic...LOL!

My girlfriend's house backs up to a cemented drainage ditch that runs through a few blocks in her neighborhood. About a month ago, she told me about this "huge" opossum that was walking along her back fence and harassing her dog (mini schanuzer). I thought to myself, "huge...yeah right...probably a little baby or something."

Well, a few nights later her dog starts going NUTS and I look outside and see this HUGE thing walking along her back fence. I go out to get a closer look and see that it's an opossum - not only that, but the absolute biggest one I've ever seen! When I say that, it means something, too - I've seen hundreds of them and this one is by the biggest - larger by at LEAST 10 pounds.

Anyway, when I get close to it, it turns and starts hissing at me. "**** this, I'm gonna teach this thing a lesson." I go get a broom (all I could find) and start beating the crap out of this thing with the handle. I mean, I hit it in the head 6 or 8 times and gave it numerous shots to the side. I think it finally got bored with me because it just kinda jumped off the fence and ran off along the drainage ditch.

A few nights later, it comes back (and I'm prepared - or so I think). I had a shovel sitting by the back door so I could go after it. I go outside figuring it's the end of the opossum - I rared back and hit it with everything I had (and I'm NOT small my any means - 6'3" and about 300#). The thing went flying, but quickly came to his senses and scurried off. Since then, I've done this same thing two or three more time. It just sucks because everytime I see it, I'm in flip-flops or I'm barefoot. If it ever shows up when I'm wearing boots, I'll just pull it over on my side of the fence, step on it, and cut it's head off - too bad I think he knows what's up.

I'd leave it alone if it wouldn't bother her dog, but it seems to enjoy pissing the little thing off. It'll walk along the fence until it gets to my gf's yard and just stop. It'll sit there and just look down at her dog. Sorry bastard...I'll catch him slipping one of these days.

 

The squirrels in my neighborhood love to hang out on the top of my fence and screw with my 2 Labs...

Who says animals don't have souls?

 

You heard it say 'Oh Shidt'? Why don't I ever experience cool stuff like that?

 

Come to think of it I never heard one say that either? Guess I need one of the special mics to hear it huh?

 

cause your truck shifts too hard on the 2-3 & 3-4 shift for you to hear it.. lol

btw, how do you like that custom valve body?