...when your truck hits 88 mph, it disappears and you're asking your mom for a date.

 

What causes **** Itching and how do you cure it?

 

I never got an answer on that one.
Thought for sure somebody here would know.

 

That's an easy one.

If you scored high on the "How Gay are You?" test you just need some luv'n.

If you scored low on the test, the cure may be worsethan the disease.

Personally, I just scoot around on the floor like my dog.

 

I never wanna see a "New Chick!" thread again...hahaha

 

Was it on this site that there was the "Does it hurt when you urinate" thread?

Can always "pass" on those.

 

Yes, those are disgusting.
I have seen that in many posts on this website:

"Let me reiterate..."

When I see that I just want to scream, "You do and you'll clean it up!"

 

"Was it on this site that there was the "Does it hurt when you urinate" thread?"

To that question I would say "it depends" Depends if your outside during a hail storm. If while your doing your thing and a piece of hail hits it, then HELL YES it hurts....



Oh, and lets not forget "I just ordered a _____ when will it arrive?" Hell if I know, when its in its in...

 

I'm getting a slighty vibration, and how can I improve my off the line performamance while towing my 26' enclosed trailer with 7000 lb race car?

truck: 2001 F150, V-6, 4x4

Mods: 44" Ground Hawgs, 18" custom body lift and turned up torsion bars, stock drivetrain, 3.08 gears, kid-pissing-on-bowtie-stickeron back window

 

HAS ANYONE HEARD OF THE SRT-10???
WHAT IS IT.........ANY SPECS??? When's it coming out, how much will it cost??

Will I blow my engine, if I use a wheelbarrow wheel for a lower pulley, and a pepsi bottle top for an upper?

Will I throw a rod if I add 23 times as much boost as this engine was made to handle?

How come I'm having trouble launching on F1's with almost 600#'s of torque and 500hp...............do I need a driveshaft loop??


JC

 

Yeah, the SRT-10 posts are bad enough, but the replies are soooooooooooooooooo predictible, too:

"Hey, Dodge-breath, don't you worry, Ford will have a solution and anyway, the Dodge will be $750,000 and with dealer markup, it will be even more...yada, yada, yada."

But, I guess most of those posts are made by Dodge guys looking to get a rise out of us.

 

my truck has a viberation at 120mph, could it be my 35s. How do you change u-joints. what does a wrench look like/ how do you use it. Can I install a supercharger myself??

 

"Will a motor from a _____ fit in my _____"

I am waiting for someone to ask, "Will a Winston Cup motor fit in my truck?"

My answer to any question of will a motor from a _____ fit in my ___ is, if you have a welder, cutting torch, and some matches you can make anything fit...

Now dats what I be talking bout...

 

I like the engine debates the best.

"Yup, my 4.2 has smoked every 5.4 I've ever raced. 4.2 is all you need, I've beat every truck with it, and almost an L too.

Plus, I get 37MPG with it, yup, the 4.2 rocks"

Ok, for any of you 4.2 guys, no offense, I know some of ya are sensative.


http://www.fordtruckworld.com/forums...=94612#1078804

 

Hey, I have a 4.2 and I am NOT sensative

Sorry about that, I had to put my tissue aways, hard typing with a tissue in your hand...

Anyway my 4.2 CAN beat any 5.4, "so long" as I have my buddie with me. See the trick is for me to talk chit with the 5.4 guy while my buddie is going around (making sure not to be seen) and letting all the air out to the guys 5.4. Once compleated I proceed to put some money up for the race.

Man it's so easy to beat a 5.4