That's right. List your silly observations or funny facts here.

I'll start with...

Ya ever notice that only one nostril works at a time. Apparently, a university study concluded that one set of nostrils/sinuses works for 20 minutes or so and then the other side starts working while the first one stops.

 

Ever notice that we drive on parkways, and park on driveways?

If you swerve when you are driving, watch the vehicles behind you, they will do the same thing...Most of the time anyways.

 

if your outside near a crowd and begin to look up at the sky, others will also. the funny part is they will continue to look until you look down afraid they might miss something i guess

 

did you notice a strange thing happens to pet owners, over time??

http://www.acsu.buffalo.edu/~jwc/winners.html

 

mnford thinking of that, about 4 years ago i went up north to superior, wi. i was following a couple cars, in my get to work cheap geo metro, anyway they both swerved and i thought they must know each other and be waiting for me to swerve. i fooled them i didn't swerve, man when i hit those 2 logs in the road it sure did a number on my car though. car actually went airborne over the logs, bent frame, busted radiator, and when the hood flew up it smashed the windshield and wrapped itself over the roof. did drive it home 350 mi though, after a little backyard repairs
it really was kind of funny because at the time i had a 3/4 ton shovie, everyone asked why i wasn't taking it up north. i told them i didn't want to smash it up, every time i go there something gets wrecked. guess i was right.

 

Good Lord!!!!!!!

 

there was acutally a study i learned about in my psh. class. about 4-5 guys in the elevator faced the back of the elevator and when someone would get they would turn around also. strange

look at sig for one

 

I cant figure this one out
If 7-11 is open 24hrs. a day 7 days a week 365 days a yr.
why are there locks on the doors?
lol
JJ

 

To lock you in when its robbed

 

Puff... I turned into a dog.
http://www.vi2.com/maxForumFiles/Mvc-004x.jpg

 

Braille on a driveup ATM

DF

 

Back of a fan belt package
Step 1: Turn off engine

Back of bow on a hair dryer, Do not use while in bathtub

 

1. When you're finished eating at a restaurant, they ask you if you want your check instead of your bill!

2. When you are being seated at a restaurant, they always ask if you want smoking or non and I reply no, I want flaming!

3. Ever notice when you go to a drive up ATM, type in your secret code, the code shows up as **** but the message says press enter if it's correct but you can't tell 'cause it's all ****s, WTF?

4. Guy calls 911 to report a disturbance and the lady says well sir, where do you live. The guys says you're 911 dispatch, you're supposed to know where I live by my phone number, right. The lady says, well sir you dialed 411 which is directory service and not 911, oh sheit, can you call them for me?:o

Just having fun!
DaveMan

 

May not quite fit the category, but this really frosts my ****: My ATM gives me a choice of English or Spanish (in SPANISH) that I am required to choose before I can complete the transaction! I friggin' hate that!!!!! ennis

 

this is kinda gross but oh well, how come people say taking a sh** but your actually leaving one?