Silly and Useless Observations
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From: Summerville, SC Near Historic Charleston
Hey Craze,
Another one is if you don't care about something, you say you don't give a sheit! Now that tops the cake, yuck!:o Seems that if you didn't care about something you wouldn't mind leaving one or would it be to take one? Ah sheit, I dunno!
Another one is if you don't care about something, you say you don't give a sheit! Now that tops the cake, yuck!:o Seems that if you didn't care about something you wouldn't mind leaving one or would it be to take one? Ah sheit, I dunno!
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From: Houston, by way of every major city in America.
One of my little favorites is the 0/D indicators on these trucks. Why does it have a light come on to show that it's off? Shouldn't it be the other way around?,,,,,98
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From: Houston
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
Why do cars carry shipments, and ships carry cargo?
Why is abbrieviation such a long word?
Why can't Chevrolet make a truck?
I got pi$$ed off at a snobby waitress a Pizza Hut and found the ultimate way to get even. I had a 3x5 note card, and put it on top of my drink. (Since pizza hut uses those nice cups.) Then, I flipped it upside down and pulled the card out so the waitress couldn't pick up the cup without spilling the drink...
Why do cars carry shipments, and ships carry cargo?
Why is abbrieviation such a long word?
Why can't Chevrolet make a truck?
I got pi$$ed off at a snobby waitress a Pizza Hut and found the ultimate way to get even. I had a 3x5 note card, and put it on top of my drink. (Since pizza hut uses those nice cups.) Then, I flipped it upside down and pulled the card out so the waitress couldn't pick up the cup without spilling the drink...
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From: Las Vegas, Nevada (originally from Kearny, New Jersey)
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same
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From: Orland Park, IL just south of chicago
Originally posted by JD
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
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From: Las Vegas, Nevada (originally from Kearny, New Jersey)
Parking Garages
Don't know why but when I'm circling in parking garages the truck clearance isn't much, I'm in the truck ducking my head like that will help from hitting something.....