Checkmate!!!

 

Things a redneck would never say? Hmmmm. Let me think.....

*I think I need to get my mullet cut.

*You can't eat that...It's been on the side of the road for at least 2 days.

*I don't love my animals in THAT kinda way.

*Why on earth would you put a couch on the front porch?

*I do not call my sister "mom."

*When the steel cords show through the rubber on the tires, it is time to replace them.

*Just because I've had 12 beers does not mean that I will start eating the bloodworms from the tackle box to show off to my friends.

 

where are my reading glasses

 

I did not bone that canadian

I did not blow a seal

oh i thought you meant rub noses.....

 

Pardon me, Do you have any grey pou pon?

 

"honey, aren't we watching dancing with the stars tonight?"

 

Lets take the Bentley to dinner.

Meat is murder, I am a vegetarian.

What time does the Opera start?

Polo anyone?

 

You can't shoot that with a .50cal it will make to big a mess.

 

 

"This is my Teddy Bear collection."

 

I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.

 

Talladega? What's that?

 

Pardon me while I leave the room to pass gas.

 

"Pass the foie gras."

 

I'll take the Veggie burger.