Things You'll Never Hear a Redneck Say:
 

Some things you'll never hear a redneck say:

* Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.
* I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
* Duct tape won't fix that.
* Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
* ...Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
* We don't keep firearms in this house.
* Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
* You can't feed that to the dog.
* I thought Graceland was tacky.
* No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
* Wrestling's fake.

*We are out of beer

*That station wagon is too ugly and worn out to drive

Get it done. (Git er' done!)

*I value the opinion of Canadians.



Aw man, that is funny! :lol::lol::lol:

^:lol: That's a good one.

I'll add another

*Barack Obama for President!

*I have way to may guns.

Aliens don't exist.

Now thats funny right dare!!! (about time) :banana::rocker:

*No thanks I don't like beer.

*Just got runnin water last week.

Yeah ok, I can miss the NASCAR Race to go shopping with you.

I can't have sex with you, you're my sister

* Check out my new rice burner.

Good one. :thumbsup:

It's what every great American believes.