Hahaha this is great!!

 

Would you like some caviar?

 

I won't live in a mobile home
I'll be outside mowing the yard
Let's get that junk car out of the yard
I'll stand back and hold yer beer whilst you show me
Naw, fill up the tank so we have plenty of gas
I'm due to graduate college next week
Honey, make me a dentist appointment
Yeah, go ahead and give me a regular mans haircut
I don't wear muscle shorts
I'd rather wear slacks instead
We don't need jumper cables
I'm going to fix that hood latch so you don't have to tie it down, honey
Putting the tailgate down for better fuel mileage is dumb

 

 

I dont know, but that looks pretty unsafe, maybe we shouldnt.

I dont believe i have an engine to fit your car in my yard.

 

*why yes i will by a glock over a 1911

 

I really don't care for beer can I have a glass of Cabernet instead.

 

Hold my beer and watch this!!

 

^^ Wrong thread.

Hold my martini and watch this!

 

I thought it would take longer for someone to notice. You guys are sharp!!

 

It's got less than 150,000 miles on it!

 

* Should we really use gasoline for that? It doesn't sound very safe.

 

My Rustler jeans came from Macy's!

 

I just bought a hybrid.

Wheres the owners manual

 

The lift on that truck is too high.