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Old Apr 26, 2010 | 10:58 PM
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The Marine

A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they
>hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune say, "One
>Marine is better than ten Taliban."

The Taliban
>commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle
>breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.

The voice
>then calls out, "One
>Marine is better than a hundred Taliban soldiers."

Furious,
>the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly
>a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.

The Marine
>voice calls out, "One
>Marine is better than one thousand Taliban."

The enraged
>Taliban commander musters a thousand fighters and sends them over the dune. Cannon,
>rocket, and machine gun fire rings out as a huge battle is fought..











Then silence.
>Finally one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying
>words tells his commander, "Don't
>send any more men, it's a trap. There are two of them."
 
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Old Apr 26, 2010 | 11:34 PM
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lol nice..


by ur title i thought this had something to do with that terrible john cena movie
 
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Old Apr 27, 2010 | 12:10 AM
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^^^Me too!

good joke though!
 
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Old Apr 27, 2010 | 11:06 AM
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Semper Fi
 
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Old Apr 27, 2010 | 11:12 AM
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Love it. I've got several Marine buddies, they'd all yell OO RAH!

God bless the USMC
 
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Old Apr 27, 2010 | 04:31 PM
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forwarding this to my buddy in the marines, thanks!
 
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Old Apr 27, 2010 | 07:03 PM
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haha thats a good joke
 
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Old Apr 27, 2010 | 09:10 PM
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I have a past highschool friend that just got in to the Navy Seals after playing football for Virginia. If all the other seals are like this guy and all I had was an old AK47 with a towel on my head... I think I would give up.
 
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Old Apr 27, 2010 | 09:18 PM
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Good to see pro military post/joke. Always nice to see suport for AD military.
 
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Old Apr 28, 2010 | 11:54 AM
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That was good Buckdropper
 
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Old Apr 29, 2010 | 08:04 PM
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OUTSTANDING!
 
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Old May 17, 2010 | 09:52 PM
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LMAO I love it!
 
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