Con Air

I think... I mean, that sounds gay. I just want you to know this is, like, the first conversation of, like, three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like, there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh, you know, I'm kinda gonna want to get back out there, but I think I like guys," and then there's the big, "Oh, I'm... I'm... I'm a gay guy now."

 

^Anchorman^?

You know, your son looks like a *** to me. You better get re-married again, or he's gonna have someone's **** in his mouth before you can say Jack Robinson.

 

40 Year old Virgin

http://www.entertonement.com/clips/b...Right-Sad-Yes-

The ULTIMATE hockey movie!
Slap Shot


Here's an obscure one for you(Try and Name the Actor also)

"Just one little binger to brighten up your day"...

 

Need a hint 61tbird????

 

I had to ask an expert... He says PCU and guesses Jeremy Piven.

My first guess was 40 yo virgin, but somehow talked myself into anchorman.

"Dieing ain't much of a livin' boy"

 

^Outlaw Josey Wales^

"why are they called roofies when u end up on the floor? they should be called floories!"

 

It was in PCU.
Jake Busey says it to John "Gutter" Favreau.

 

The Hangover (?)

"Do you fear death? do you fear that dark abyss? all your deeds lay bear? All your sins punished? I, can offer you, an escape..."

 

POTC Dead Man's Chest

Make it three yards, mother****er, and we'll have us an automobile race.

 

The driver, two lane blacktop

"I am your King"....Oh, king eh, very nice. well, I didnt vote for you. "you dont vote for king!" Well then, how did ya become king then? "The lady of the lake, with her arm clathed in the finest of samite, held forth excaliber exclaiming that I, Authur, would become soveriegn of all Englend- THAT is why I am your King!" Look- some watery tart distributing swords is not a basis for leadership...

 

^Monty Python and the Holy Grail^

"He's been in prison for five years. He'd sleep with a meat grinder."

 

 

^^Whole Nine Yards

I'm sorry to tell you this, but he no longer works here. He's actually in jail, serving six to ten years. He was caught having ****-fights. And I'm not speaking about the kind of rooster.

 

^^The heartbreak kid

"Who wants a mustache ride?"

 

Super Trooper

"I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ***, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it."