oops! i meant:

 

A Marine colonel on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's even moving."

He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks, "Excuse me, Officer, what's the hold up?"

The Officer replies, "The President is just so depressed about the economy and the health care thing he stopped his motorcade in the middle of the Beltway and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him and he doesn't have the $33.5 trillion he owes the country. I'm walking round taking up a collection for him."

"Oh really? How much have you collected so far?"

"So far only about three hundred gallons but I've got a lot of folks still siphoning."

 

Joethefordguy, i think youve nailed it!

 

will you go bail for me when the secret service comes calling?

 

No, because id probably be sitting in the room next to ya.

 

A friend will come bail you out when you're in trouble. A Good Friend is sitting next to you saying 'D**n! That was fun!!

- anon