So as some of you guys know, we go camping every summer in our 21 foot Sunline.
Since my wife's dad is dying, we've been camping close to their house during our holidays, this way they come to the campground each night, we have a fire, and we all just hang out.

We're just across the river from Masseny, NY on the St Lawrence River.

This year there's a group of about 20 Somalians kitty-corner to our site.
Now I wouldn't normally care because I don't have anything against Muslims as I have a few Muslim friends, but this group is getting on my nerves badly.

They have a small tent city set up, and several times a day they blast their "call to prayer" music over a boombox, and they let it run for about an hour.

Yesterday whenever I heard their music roaring over the speaker, I started my truck, opened the windows, sunroof, rear slider, and played the Best of Iron Maiden CD at 75% volume. I have a pretty sweet stereo in the truck complete with subs, so it sounds really good even outside.

So last night as I was listening to Iron Maiden, one of the dirty little Muhammeds comes walking over and asks me to have some consideration and lower my music.

So I look at him and say "so you're looking for the same consideration that you havnt been showing the rest of the campground?"
I told him I'll stop with the music if he agrees to lower the call to prayer music.

He said he can't because it's part of their religious ceremony, to which I politely told him that it's part of my religion to listen to Iron Maiden on a daily basis.
He gave me a dirty look, swore in Arabic and walked away in disgust. He had the same beard as the drummer from ZZ Top.

I'll sneak over there later and take come pics with my phone, you guys have to see this group, I can't wait until they Get the fk outa here, lol.

My wife was in the public washroom a few nights ago, washing her face and brushing her teeth, she said one of the big fat Muslim women came in, had a great big dump, complete with all the noises, never flushed or washed her hands and just walked back to the tent city, haha, nice!

Yesterday I went over to the public washrooms for my morning constitution (newspaper in hand), and when I opened the first stall, there was chit all over the place, on the seat, the floor, urine on the floor, paper all over the place, OMFG, what kind of people do this?
I open the handicap stall, and the same thing, crap all over the seats, it was disgusting. I wish I could get that memory out of my mind.

I found out later that these guys, because they are so 'clean', won't axctually sit their *** down on the toilet seat, so they crouch over it with their asses in the air, and let the poo come fliyn out; they need some work on their aim.

So I have to use the chitters at the other end of the part about 4 miles away.
I don't mind, at least they are clean.
Oh man, I hope this group leaves soon, good grief.

I think I'll start the next Iron Maiden session with "The Number of the Beast"


I'll post spme pics up later

 

Call Bucky to come up there, he'll help you educate them. LOL

 

Your S/N makes this story 1317378734902738472893794729374902738947923 times better.

You cookin up some pork chops, ham or bacon for them?

 

LOL... Dirty bomb in the public toilets.

 

That's funny, hadn't even thought about the name.

 

You missed the point. Our aim is impeccable.

 

I might suggest playing The Cure's "Killing An Arab" instead of Iron Maiden.....

 

What's even funnier, as I was reading the thread, an add for the Intl Muslim Matrimonial Site came up in the left hand column...

 

That looks exactly like the guy who asked me to lower the music,lmao


Wifey cooks up bacon every morning, I'm sure the smell wafts over there.

 

I know exactly what your talking about! next time one gets smart with you offer him your left hand touch him with it if you can. they may be to American-ized but it is a huge insult.

 

Or a recording of Apache helicopters.

 

I'd say pull out the all the stops, and go right to Dope.

 

Nice, I know just the song you are talking about!!

 

I'd play Toby Keith's song - Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue/The Angry American Song!

 

Play the Taliban Song.

A huge X2 on touching them with your left hand.

EDIT: Ah ya beat me to it efuehin.