I explained to my family early on, this is our home away from home where we can become one with Nature.

It's not a giant porti-potti on wheels that happens to contain a mattress.

 

That's true!

It's much more tollerant to slap them with bacon than to lauch a RPG at them.

 

Since they seem to be alot into the religion, introduce them to thy Holy Hand Grenade.

 

I seriously just laughed out loud, nice one!!

 

We're here for 3 weeks with no plumbing hook-up which is why we don't #2 in it.
Sure, there's a dumping station down the road, but I really don't feel like hooking up the trailer, hauling it over, and then having to set-up and relevel all over again.

As long as the roof air continues to blow ice-cold air and the fridge keeps my beers cold, that's really all I care about.

I'll be honest, I don't crap in here even when we are connected to sewer because I don't find these RV bathrooms very comfortable.

It's really for wifey, cuz when she's happy, I'm happy.

 

My sentiments exactly Raoul.

 

I've been holding out but this thread seems ready

 

Some funny reading in this one....For sure!

 

Just go over to them and tell them this....

Goom..........get up

hesa...........now

in-dar..........turn around

im'shee.......start walking

yella-yella.........faster-faster

inta-coose.........(not a very good word) lol


a yr in iraq pays off some times

 

im'shee means away

I wish was there right now, I'd have some fun




next time they come over ask them for a simple answer to this question:


if "Ah" means YES


and "Lah" means NO



does Allah stand mean maybe or YES-NO????

 

I see they also brought their washer with them (its the 2nd rock in front of tent 2.) I think some of them left but i'd keep an eye out for one going into the ****ter with a backback on he will be up to no good. Next thing you BOOM chite everywhere. Enjoy your vacation if ya need me let me know i am closer than you think.

 

Where I was at the word for yes was NAM

 

Any access to a printer? Print some of these up, fold in half & pass out

 

I read your thread and replies...and found it to be amusing. What struck me as odd, is that no one really commented on Hadji's retort to your statement of his loud moon god gibberish. Islam is supposed to be respectful of all religions. (I don't buy into that). Because his moon god chant was as loud as yours, he felt that he was in the right because his was in praise to his moon god and predecessor Ilmaqah?

Habibi, you are an extremely intelligent man. (Although somewhat misguided in your understanding when concerning the God of Israel.) Why would you not inquire of this gentlemen who dons a towel upon his tête as to where in the Qur’an does the moon god specify for the level of decibels required during chanting? Is there a verse in the book of the moon god that specifies that a dog at X amount of paces must howl, and how the animal must not be of Mary's descendants?

Maybe I am just crazy...and you should have just shown him a picture of your teddy bear collection.

 

kk, I thought that was all forgotten, can't we all just let sleeping dogs lie??