The Muslims Are Ruining My Vacation

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Old Aug 19, 2009 | 04:03 PM
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Please, for the love of god, DO NOT post pictures. The bathroom experience is quite horrifing to read. I don't need to see pics.

May I recommend cranking Bodycount while wearing a shirt with the American Flag and guzzling Jack Daniels straight from the bottle.

If that doesn't have "them" running for the dunes I don't know what will......
 
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Old Aug 19, 2009 | 04:13 PM
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This story can't be true.

















ZZ Tops drummer doesn't have a beard.
 
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Old Aug 19, 2009 | 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by mxracer49
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ZZ Tops drummer doesn't have a beard.



He is a Beard.
 
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Old Aug 19, 2009 | 04:19 PM
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bombs over baghdad is also a tasty choice followed by some david allen coe, they'lll love it
 
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Old Aug 19, 2009 | 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Odin's Wrath
He is a Beard.
Close enough!

I say nuke em then.
 
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Old Aug 19, 2009 | 04:22 PM
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Get some playgirl mags, and put the centerfolds in the mens john.
Put some good Hustler beaver shots in the womens.:santa:
You may want to smear em up good so they don't steal them.

Wet Tshirt contest during prayer.
 
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Old Aug 19, 2009 | 04:26 PM
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invite them all over for a pig roast
 
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Old Aug 19, 2009 | 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by mxracer49
This story can't be true.

















ZZ Tops drummer doesn't have a beard.
Habibi probably thinks Billy Gibbons is the drummer.
 
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Old Aug 19, 2009 | 04:55 PM
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Too bad their rights outweigh your rights.

If you say anything you are racist or you are restricting their religious freedom. It is funny how they come to our countries but we have to conform to their ways.
 
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Old Aug 19, 2009 | 04:59 PM
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Best thread I want to see the pics man.
 
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Old Aug 19, 2009 | 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by grizzstang
Too bad their rights outweigh your rights.

If you say anything you are racist or you are restricting their religious freedom. It is funny how they come to our countries but we have to conform to their ways.
I think another race could say that about the 3 ships from England ???

Wait, full circle, That is an Iron Maiden song SCCOOORE !!
 
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Old Aug 19, 2009 | 05:27 PM
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i say use the crapper in the sunline and on the way out, in a day or so, drive by and pull the handle on the black water.

i would leave about 4 am, make the drop and keep on trucking with a hugh smile on my face.

i feel for you, going camping with a nice travel trailer is one of the most relaxing things i do. part of what i like is that i typically meet some of the nicest people. We have a new Jayco G2 26 foot and I just got back from a week at Garner State Park.
 
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Old Aug 19, 2009 | 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by SMIGGS
May I recommend cranking Bodycount while wearing a shirt with the American Flag and guzzling Jack Daniels straight from the bottle.

If that doesn't have "them" running for the dunes I don't know what will......
What a way to show "them" you're better than "them" by acting like a total hick redneck! God bless the maple leaf.
 
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Old Aug 19, 2009 | 06:27 PM
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You and your wife should put a towel around your heads (like you washed your hair) while listening to your loud music of choice, preferably Rock the Casbah by The Clash. Cook up some sausage and pork chops on the grill while you're at it.

Rock the casbah lyrics http://www.lyricsfreak.com/c/clash/r..._20031941.html
 

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Old Aug 19, 2009 | 06:28 PM
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Here is what I'd do, 1st when the prayer music starts I'd stroll over and bust up the radio big time with 2lbs of slab bacon. Then I'd take the slab bacon and rub it on all the dam rugs i could find. Then i would introduce myself as a quiet, conscientious and caring man.

Then i would whip out my beard trimmer and have at all their asses (and faces) and when the hair stops flying I'd kick all them sumbitches out of the campground but hold back 3 of them burka bitches to tidy up the bathrooms using their west facing rugs and some 409... but thats just me.

We need pics big time to access the situation...
 
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