It's a good thing he didn't use that Nivea on his nuts, it would've been a long wait in the emergency room.

 

He would have had these

 

I've shaved with my Gerber S30V DPSF just for kicks... I sharpened and polished it one day when I didn't have nothing else better to do, then I dry shaved with it... man... it was one close shave... but it was awesome when I put some after shave on my face...

I can admit... shaving with that knife is easy because it is a sheep's foot design... At least I know if I was stuck in the wilderness I could have a nice clean shave.

 

Seriously. Best stuff I've ever used.



Wood chipper blade replacement is expensive.

 

I dont see why you all act like using shave cream isnt "manly" I have no problem in between filming my Dos Equis commercials with a quick shave. Of course, I have a full beard EVERYDAY. An African witch doctor cursed me while I was stealing from the rich in Botswana and giving to the Somallians. I tried to break it while bringing electricity to the Amish but no go.
Here's a canvas I painted while I was teaching Picasso.


Stay Thirsty my friends.

 

best post ever. those commercials are ****ing awesome.

on another note, if you are using a razor with more than 2 blades you are a little panty waste. they don't do **** for you. the less blades the better. you just gotta learn how to do it right. in other words, be a man about it.

 

I use the same thing the OP has, but never shaved with it. Sounds like your skin didn't like the stuff when you shaved.

 

I use the ol clippers/electric shaver. I'm not a big fan of a clean shave. I like a little scrubble. Plus when I feel like I shave a chin strap and its a lot easier to do it with an electric shaver. Heck I haven't even been to a barber in probably a year. I just buzz my own hair, quicker and cheaper!

 

yup i do my own buzz cut as well, spent 20 bucks on the clippers and gaurds and all that. ive had it for over two years now saved atleast 300 bucks

as far as shaving i usually direclty spray my face with roundup weed killer

or i use the electric norelco ive had for 5 years now, i really need to get newblades for that puppy, they recommend changing the blades every 6 months

 

Thats the first, thing I though of! anyway ive been working last 3 days all nighters.



Hey no joking around when we were in training in the Army I had a ***** NCO who used to make us shave each day in the field. I have dry shaved many of times and its not fun! Anyway I just threw the stuff away and chocked it up as a loss, I got a email with a number to call for complaint but sheesh who cares.