Chimp.

 

my buddy is a medic and works out of UCLA where he was transfered to. he called me and said he saw him and his face was as pale as snow

 

It has been for about 15 years now.

Foxnews is saying he is in a coma.

 

Fox is reporting in a coma . What a circus this is going to be.

 

Reporting dead now . RIP FREAK !!

 

shouldnt that be a smile?

 

Breaking News- Latoya has called dibs on the nose.

 

I mean

 

I have a feelin I will be transporting jokes form forum to forum all night... better put on the coffee....

 

damn! woulda made a nice toy for my american bulldog

 

Email claims that the decayed body of the real Michael Jackson has been discovered buried at the Neverland Ranch

SANTA BARBARA, CA-During a search for evidence at the Neverland Valley Ranch, investigators discovered a corpse that has been identified as that of Michael Jackson, Santa Barbara police officials announced Tuesday. "Coroners have officially pronounced Michael Jackson dead. From what we can tell, he died between 18 and 20 years ago," forensic investigator Tim Holbrooke said.

HAHAHAH

 

wow, spreads fast. just a few mins before MSN reported he had a heart attack.

 

sadly this will probably be the fastest widespread news story ever

 

When I first heard about it on here... Wikipedia had not heard about it yet... he was like a God...

 

and the children loved him